"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Regain of pride....

Swede54

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Well over summer this guy and his gf (my ex gf). Tricked me into picking her up, and she punched me in the face twice in a parking lot and he jumped me from behind. Its been 6 months since then. And i wanted to get a peice of him everyday since. And apparently he wants a piece of me too. My pride got stomped on, and i want a piece of this ****er. Im relatively sure i can take him. But im not sure if my pride is worth it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Swede54

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Originally posted by rgeere
What a bunch of assh0les; you should have broken up with that b'tch sooner than you did. I can only imagine the warning signs that lead up to that point.

yeah they are pretty ****ed up imo.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MindOverMatter

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what did you do to make her attack you, and bring another guy to jump you? as far as I know, girls will only resort to this if they feel threatened by you.
 

Swede54

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
what did you do to make her attack you, and bring another guy to jump you? as far as I know, girls will only resort to this if they feel threatened by you.
Actually she provoked it completely. a few days before i took her out to red lobster and she told me she loved me all this crap wanted to be iwth me. Then she said she wanted to fight my friend stacey, and kept provoking it. So i told stacey about it. Then when i went to pick her up that night she does the trick and punches me in the face twice. and i say "why are you doing this?" and she goes your a jackass trevor, you want stacey to fight me, and i said no i dont you want to fight stacey(she told me to bring her to the mall so she could fight stacey even.) Then her bf jumped me from behind.(hes afc faggot, she can warp his mind to do anything)
 

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That's pretty fvcked up dude. If you're going to fight this dude, you might want to be ready. It doesn't sound like he fights fair. If I were you, I would get a roll of pennies and tape them up real good. If you hit somebody with this in your fist, it will do some serious damage. Just keep it in your pocket in case things don't go your way.


FYI, a penny roll is considered a deadly weapon.
 

Swede54

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Originally posted by TyTe`EyEs
That's pretty fvcked up dude. If you're going to fight this dude, you might want to be ready. It doesn't sound like he fights fair. If I were you, I would get a roll of pennies and tape them up real good. If you hit somebody with this in your fist, it will do some serious damage. Just keep it in your pocket in case things don't go your way.


FYI, a penny roll is considered a deadly weapon.
lol pennie rolls a deadly waepon. Yeah i wouldnt put it past him to not fight fair. They are both sick individuals, like a battle between good and evil if we fight.
 
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In the good ol' USA, fighting somebody, or implying that you are going to hurt somebody, is ASSAULT. Does not look pretty on your record. Especially when you're trying to get a job. Here's the best case scenario:
you beat this guys rear, and yer happy for about 3 or 4 hour

worst:
the girl calls the cops, someone else calls the cops, or the kid calls the cops. You hit him so hard that you break his jaw and he requires hospitlization, a police report is made, and you need to come u with $3,000 for a lawyer and court fees.

all this for a few hours worth of pride.

grow up is my suggestion.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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just forget it bro. If you were gonna retaliate you should have done it the next day, not 6 months later.
 
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