Reese Whitherspoon, how would you assess this woman?

[Poonani Maker]

I know she's been described as an A-type personality, but what other things could you say about her (good or bad) that would give you a better grasp on how to work up this profile of a woman, because there are many others out there just like her (I know. I've dated and chased one recently about 1.8 years ago), just as there are many other woman out there just like any other woman out there. I've read where women are described as falling into one of four categories: Fire, Ice, Light, Earth. I've determined Reese to be that of Light, but look at her (divorcing over no real just cause for divorcing, just hearsay, this isn't very moralistic, but SELFISH, as most hollywood celebs are however).

I know you haven't met these celeb type women, but from observation, how would you gauge them, or go about (attacking) their psyche to wanta sleep with you. What would you have to do? We'll use a celeb to bring the focus of knowing who we're talking about (looks-wise, personality, mannerisms), do our homework, and devise a plan for each one. If it's Jessica Alba, so be it. Kiera Knightly (who I can't stand), so be it. At least we all pretty much know who they are and how to go about attracting these particular sophistos in the public eye that so many women idolize and want/try to be like, to get in their pants.

 

[Obsidian]

fire, ice, light...bah

There are only HORS and WOMEN. Read the "Natural Order of Things."

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50480

Reese sounds like a hor, same as everyone else in that God-forsaken town.

 

[baffledking]

First of all. I find Reese Witherspoon repulsive. That god-awful chin.

Secondly, what do you mean "celeb-type"? Rich and popular?

a lot of guys might tell you to be a jerk to her but I personally don't think that is a very effective tactic. If you do want to be "cold" and mysterious then just show her that you are having a great time with or without her around. Then pull out the humour. You should be able to tell a good story and prove to her that you can entertain a group.

 

[reset]

The answer is to be the type of man who lives his own life, and attracts the right type of woman naturally, without trying to fit into her world.

The woman tries to fit into your world, not the other way around.

Not like that's easy, but I know it's the answer anyway.

 

[theunflushables]

Her vanity is her key, same with any rich, famous, powerful, etc. people.

As far as Reese, I wouldn't go near her. Her Jay Leno chin might poke my eye out.

 

[RAFCbearfilm]

I would say to Reese that I would be willing to sleep with her, but she can keep her money, I'll do it for free!!
Seriously, is Reese your best friend or something? How do you possibly know so much about her that she is like women you are dating?
She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and for whatever reason she divorced that's her business. What reason do you have to be judging her life and reasoning for being divorced?
Dude, I am only asking since now that Cameron dumped Justin, we can be together at last!
C'mon man, I don't want to be harsh but what planet are you on?
Read the DJ bible, and chase women you can handle.

 

[L777]

First of all. I find Reese Witherspoon repulsive. That god-awful chin.

Secondly, what do you mean "celeb-type"? Rich and popular?

a lot of guys might tell you to be a jerk to her but I personally don't think that is a very effective tactic. If you do want to be "cold" and mysterious then just show her that you are having a great time with or without her around. Then pull out the humour. You should be able to tell a good story and prove to her that you can entertain a group.

I love it when guys say things like this: "Jessica Simpson is digusting: I can't stand blondes!!"

Like you've ever had better?

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

I would say to Reese that I would be willing to sleep with her, but she can keep her money, I'll do it for free!!
Seriously, is Reese your best friend or something? How do you possibly know so much about her that she is like women you are dating?
She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and for whatever reason she divorced that's her business. What reason do you have to be judging her life and reasoning for being divorced?
Dude, I am only asking since now that Cameron dumped Justin, we can be together at last!
C'mon man, I don't want to be harsh but what planet are you on?
Read the DJ bible, and chase women you can handle.

From what my own eyes see of Reese Witherspoon whenever I see her on TV, I would rate her a HB6, nothing special, I would never chase after he because of her looks, though if she wanted to put me up in her mansion and spend her money on me, she is attractive enough for me to enjoy fvcking her.

 

[ConantheLibertarian]

Dude, I am only asking since now that Cameron dumped Justin, we can be together at last!

Who? You and Justin?? I never was into Cameron, but since she darkened her hair, she kind of has that dirty girl look, which earns her a few points. That look that says I'll take it up the rear end then suck it clean.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I would say to Reese that I would be willing to sleep with her, but she can keep her money, I'll do it for free!!
Seriously, is Reese your best friend or something? How do you possibly know so much about her that she is like women you are dating?
She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and for whatever reason she divorced that's her business. What reason do you have to be judging her life and reasoning for being divorced?
Dude, I am only asking since now that Cameron dumped Justin, we can be together at last!
C'mon man, I don't want to be harsh but what planet are you on?
Read the DJ bible, and chase women you can handle.

I agree that it IS hard to handle that type of woman, because I'm still trying to handle that type of woman, and it's tough, but that's what I want and like the most, we just fit together.

Another thing, women you don't want who want you and are regarded by other guys as "hot" but not by you fully, become revengeful when you finally reject them. I mean, they want to do harm to you, either financially, socially, or even physically. I would never lash out like that on a woman that I really want who rejects me, because I'll still love her because I'll know she's just hurting herself by rejecting me because I see so much of me in her that she would just be rejecting herself.

 

[baffledking]

L777,

sorry buddy but Reese just doesn't do it for me. and yes, I've had better many-a-time. Jessica Simpson is more attractive than witherspoon but still not my type. If we are talking celebs then Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Shannon Elizabeth etc...are what catch my eye. You know, "full-figured" gals. I know what you mean though.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Reese does it for me, just that, she would be Very hard to maintain with her making about 30 million more than I do a year. How do you compete with that? I love a woman similar to Reese but she is dirt poor and relies on others for dough. I don't know how to explain my attraction to this type of woman. Maybe it's background, I don't know.

 

[RAFCbearfilm]

Poon,
I am totally lost here... Could you maybe write up a better question of what you are looking for? It sounds like you are after Reese Witherspoon, then it's a girl that looks like her only she's poor. WTF? If she looks like Reese she is not Reese, only Reese is Reese, your girl is completely different. If I were to guess at what is going on here, it's that you are attracted to women that remind you of famous chick's and you are going after them to somehow feel like you are part of that Hollywood elite.
Reset has it right.
(Conan, Justin is WAY hot, but I was talking about Cameron...my boy band days are behind me

 

[sparky0000]

I love it when guys say things like this: "Jessica Simpson is digusting: I can't stand blondes!!"

Like you've ever had better?

Yes. Jessica Simpson is your typical manly toughy that is so common these days in places like America/UK/Canada. Her facial features would do better on a man. She is also divorced and is no spring chicken.

 

[SynTheUnscathed]

Who? You and Justin?? I never was into Cameron, but since she darkened her hair, she kind of has that dirty girl look, which earns her a few points. That look that says I'll take it up the rear end then suck it clean.

Dang, thats is disgusting.

 

[blueguy]

She's too old now.

Get with it.

Go after Adriana Lima. She's a 25 year old virgin after all... should be easy...