Redbull gives you wings

[Skel]

I just tried this redbull energy drink because I didnt have time for coffee and i was thirsty. I wound up buying 2 because the darn thing is so small. Anyways after 2 of those I feel ****ing retarded. I also cant believe a little can like that cost 2.09 and it has me bouncing off the wall. Not a good feeling. Im assuming these arent very good for you? I dont really have a point with this post so flame on

 

[Bible_Belt]

These are bigger:
http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/monsterenergy/monster-can2.jpg

 

[Skel]

but are they better? I tried the coca cola one, I cant remember the name but it tasted like crap.

 

[flippinfreak]

It's just caffeina man... I love the things, but with too much you'll get something known only to speacial circles as CC.

You WON'T be happy when that hits you

 

[Skel]

What do you mean flip? CC? Will i hurt myself if I drink like 5 redbulls and yager every time i go out to a bar? Its my favorite alcoholic drink but I feel out of control when I go home from the bar.

 

[flippinfreak]

Nah, it won't hurt your body, just your ego

I won't tell you, let it be a learning lessong for you...

It's like what they call whiskey ****... I hope you DON'T know what that is either.

 

[Q-Pid]

Red Bull can give you whisky ****?

Dammnit! I love that drink!

 

[flippinfreak]

In Shakespeare's immortally faggy words, excessive drinking "provokes the desire but takes away the performance." Nary a man among us, and scarcely even a boy, can honestly claim they've never been "too drunk to ****." Through the ages, how many millions of drooling drunken males have vainly tried to squash their wormy-soft anti-erections inside their repelled lovers' giney-holes? How many brave lady citizens have toiled for hours, their jaws sore from sucking on their sloshed boyfriends' soft candy ****s? Long-term alcohol use ravages the liver and fries the nervous system. The neural connections between the pituitary gland and the genitals are damaged. Testosterone plummets, leading to the syndrome referred to as "Whiskey ****" or, in the UK, "Brewer's Droop."

I just went through google, yahoo, lycos, msn search, all I can find on caffeine impotence are viagra knockoffs. I did find a few nice ones on heroince, meth, coke, and smoking though

Yeah, no evidence, but it's definitely happened to me before...

Jager bombs make you feel less of the alcohol in your system, you are still DRUNK, but your not stumbling and mumbling...

I'm surprised your not getting boned everynight when your on the stuff!

Whats wrong guys!?!?!

 

[Q-Pid]

Taurine is derived from the word Taurus meaning "bull". This is because one of the components of Taurine is bull sperm.

 

[flippinfreak]

Red Bull Energy Drink

Ingredients: carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, sodium citrate, taurine, glucuronolactone, caffeine, inositol, niacin, D-pantothenol, pyridoxine HCL, vitamin B12, artificial flavours, colors

Hey, water, sugar, sugar, flavored sugar, amino acid, hydrocarbon base, caffeine, anti-depressant, B3-complex(sugar burner), B12-complex(sugar burner), B6-complex(sugar burner), B12(sugar burner), flavor, colour

It's a pretty complex sugar drink...

There is caffeine though

 

[flippinfreak]

eat an apple, eat an orange, be happy, eat some prunes, munch on a habanero, suck a male cows ****, drink coffee, pop some prozac, sniff a marker, and eat one of those flavor packets you get with ramen noodles.

If anybody wanted to know natural sources

 

[KarmaSutra]

eat an apple, eat an orange, be happy, eat some prunes, munch on a habanero, suck a male cows ****, drink coffee, pop some prozac, sniff a marker, and eat one of those flavor packets you get with ramen noodles.

If anybody wanted to know natural sources

Then you can follow this up with an espresso enema . . .

 

[Q-Pid]

eat an apple, eat an orange, be happy, eat some prunes, munch on a habanero, suck a male cows ****, drink coffee, pop some prozac, sniff a marker, and eat one of those flavor packets you get with ramen noodles.

If anybody wanted to know natural sources

*cries himself to sleep*

 

[organizedconfusion]

red bull , i love the stuff- but i am dependet on it now just to feel normal..no seriously..i get headaches and and feel like crap if i don't get my daily red bull in for breakfast..that stuff is addictive! it sucks because i'll crash like 30 minutes later and i'll feel like complete shyte...it's probaly sucking away at my bones calcium supply somehow or building itself up inside my body in a loose tissue cavity somewhere in the shape of a tumor or something equally carcinagenic..did i mention it makes some people depressed? go figure..god my life sucks...





just kidding :crazy:
it makes you p!ss like a race horse after you drink it dosen't it though!?

 

[BBX]

^
If your name is andrew, i ****ing know you, just from reading that post

 

[PumpNightmare]

I drink it once and awhile. The stuff tastes horrible but does give me that three to four hour pick-me-up... Good for finals! ^^ I try to avoid drinking it since I burn out fast after those inital four hours, which is not a good feeling. :/ That and did I mention it tasted horrible? Like condensed, concentrated sugar.

 

[organizedconfusion]

do you get that cracked out feeling and feel like your going crazy ,when you do crash on the stuff? i sure as hell do!

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

energy drinks are bad for you. They change your urine color to the point urine looks almost like the energy drink in bright yellow (probably just the body spitting the stuff out)

 

[OzyBoy]

i have drunk v a lot of times, it is just the same sort of thing, i agree its a small can but i get it heeps cheaper than the shops because its from work and they don't rip us off.

 

[arlanda]

**** that crap. I burn out after like 15 minutes and then I get sleepy.