"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I guess I was a little too rough while masturbating and I now have a red mark on the head of my penis. It hasn't changed in like a week and I haven't even touched it since. What can I put on it to make it go away? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by diablo
Give it time, and use some sort of lubrication next time instead of chafing the skin.
Give it time? I'M DYING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks anyways

anybody know of any medication I can use?
 

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Neosporin, or a good moisturizer. If you want to go hardcore, get Bactroban from your doctor. It's to Neosporin what the atom bomb is to firecrackers.
 

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Originally posted by diablo
Neosporin, or a good moisturizer. If you want to go hardcore, get Bactroban from your doctor. It's to Neosporin what the atom bomb is to firecrackers.
I've been thinking about the doctor but what on earth do I tell him? I'm embarrassed admitting this on the net:eek:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tell him that you have a cut and you'd like some bactroban for it... it's just a super-strength tube of neosporin, with no potential for abuse, so he's not likely to ask you anything else regarding it. If you want to tell him the whole story instead of letting it go away on its own (which it will) then go ahead - unless he was born a priest, I'm willing to bet he's probably had similiar issues at some point in his life.
 
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