"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
diablo
Master Don Juan
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Oops, that's Red Balls...Hm...
Well, here's what you do: Go to the grocery store and blow about $8 on a 4-pack of the stuff. Then, while still at the store, spend another $25 on a bottle of Jagermeister.
After aquiring said items, pour half a can of red bull into a cup and drop a shot glass full of Jager in there. Tip it back, and enjoy a Jag Bomb.
They're delicious, and it gives ya a really interesting feeling of being very drunk and very wired at the same time.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
I think the "bad press" you're talking about was something about it containing ephedrine. I'm not sure if it does or did, but I think now they use pseudophedrine as opposed to the real thing.
familyguyfan
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Hmm. Sounds nice, I may have to try it.
Any downsides, like how the elecrolytes in Gatorade will make you throw up easier when mixed with alcohol (so I've heard)?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
englishcrap
Senior Don Juan
Nightspark
Senior Don Juan
Dont ahve too many of them but or else your body is gonna go sideways and u'll end up somewhere u dont wanna be.... Depressants and stimulants are not good partners! haha
Ken785
Master Don Juan
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Not that I know of...
Gatorade (or any other -ade) with alcohol has proven, to me, to be a very consequential choice of a chaser from time to time.
I've had quite a few Jag Bombs, including nights with strictly nothing but these, and never gotten anything terrible. I mean, sure, drink enough of anything and you're gonna barf, but I don't think these have a truly definitive adverse effect like that.
Think of it like being really drunk (i.e. very care free, relaxed, socially inclined, etc) and really wired at the same time. The drowsy effect of alcohol is completely replaced with being wide awake, leaving the consumer in a state of an energized, drunken stupor.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.