Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Anyone know anything about this drink.

I was dog assed tired the other day and tried one for the 1st time. It really perked me up.

I seem to remember hearing some bad press about it though.

Anyone?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Crack in a can!

Oops, that's Red Balls...Hm...

Well, here's what you do: Go to the grocery store and blow about $8 on a 4-pack of the stuff. Then, while still at the store, spend another $25 on a bottle of Jagermeister.

After aquiring said items, pour half a can of red bull into a cup and drop a shot glass full of Jager in there. Tip it back, and enjoy a Jag Bomb.

They're delicious, and it gives ya a really interesting feeling of being very drunk and very wired at the same time.
 

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Ahh, I almost forgot...

I think the "bad press" you're talking about was something about it containing ephedrine. I'm not sure if it does or did, but I think now they use pseudophedrine as opposed to the real thing.
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
Crack in a can!

Oops, that's Red Balls...Hm...

Well, here's what you do: Go to the grocery store and blow about $8 on a 4-pack of the stuff. Then, while still at the store, spend another $25 on a bottle of Jagermeister.

After aquiring said items, pour half a can of red bull into a cup and drop a shot glass full of Jager in there. Tip it back, and enjoy a Jag Bomb.

They're delicious, and it gives ya a really interesting feeling of being very drunk and very wired at the same time.
Hmm. Sounds nice, I may have to try it.


Any downsides, like how the elecrolytes in Gatorade will make you throw up easier when mixed with alcohol (so I've heard)?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It goes well with Red Vodka :D

Originally posted by Slickster
Anyone know anything about this drink.

I was dog assed tired the other day and tried one for the 1st time. It really perked me up.

I seem to remember hearing some bad press about it though.

Anyone?
 

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Go the red bull and vodka! :D

Dont ahve too many of them but or else your body is gonna go sideways and u'll end up somewhere u dont wanna be.... Depressants and stimulants are not good partners! haha
 

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red bull keeps you up for a little but then when it wears off youre dead tired...
 

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
Hmm. Sounds nice, I may have to try it.


Any downsides, like how the elecrolytes in Gatorade will make you throw up easier when mixed with alcohol (so I've heard)?
Not that I know of...

Gatorade (or any other -ade) with alcohol has proven, to me, to be a very consequential choice of a chaser from time to time.

I've had quite a few Jag Bombs, including nights with strictly nothing but these, and never gotten anything terrible. I mean, sure, drink enough of anything and you're gonna barf, but I don't think these have a truly definitive adverse effect like that.

Think of it like being really drunk (i.e. very care free, relaxed, socially inclined, etc) and really wired at the same time. The drowsy effect of alcohol is completely replaced with being wide awake, leaving the consumer in a state of an energized, drunken stupor.
 

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If they have it in your town try RockStar

It tastes better and they give you twice as much. Plus it gives a slightly better kick.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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