"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Recommend A Book on How to Develop Humour

englishcrap

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I really need to become alot more funnier they I already am it is this which will help improve my success with not just women but people in general.

Can anyone recommend a good book or maybe a website to learn how to be ****y and funny ?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I have "Comedy Writing Secrets," haven't read it yet, but supposedly it's the best.
 

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Well when I buy a book I read it, just sort of makes sense to me.

Comedy writing secrets disects jokes and explains how they work and catogorises them.

I was a bit disconcerted by the example jokes being, well, not funny. It also gives you info on how to make some money with your creativity, but I wouldn't give up the day job.

I'd be interested in better books than this, but that's the only one I've seen.

I think what's a good idea, is just take more notice of your favourite comedies/comedians and try to work out what they are doing to be funny.

For instance, I like BlackAdder and Faulty towers, and guess what, I love sarcasm and irony. I also tend to use it alot.

My favourite comedian at the moment is Jimmy Carr. He's got an excellent video out at the moment and I'm nicking his jokes everyday (just like Jim Davison). Short punchy 2 liners, many excellent C&F material.

Use humour sparingly though, too much and I think you come across somewhat insecure, less is more.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Peter Kay !! Booked it, packed it, f*cked off ... i have met loads of girls that love his material.
 

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Hey Orphan,

Saw his at the tower gig. But I really like Pheonix Nights. And the John Smith's ads of course.

And you're right the girls 'luv eeeeet'
 

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Alpine is right, watch some comedians and learn from them. My style of humor is pretty much based on watching:

1. Ali G
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. Billy Madison
5. Happy Gilmore

Some women don't get the jokes, but to me that's great since I know not to pursue them any longer.
 

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I think the best thing to do is to take a comedy improvisation class.
 

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Comedy Writing Secrets
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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