"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Recommend A Book on How to Develop Humour

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I really need to become alot more funnier they I already am it is this which will help improve my success with not just women but people in general.

Can anyone recommend a good book or maybe a website to learn how to be ****y and funny ?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I have "Comedy Writing Secrets," haven't read it yet, but supposedly it's the best.
 

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Well when I buy a book I read it, just sort of makes sense to me.

Comedy writing secrets disects jokes and explains how they work and catogorises them.

I was a bit disconcerted by the example jokes being, well, not funny. It also gives you info on how to make some money with your creativity, but I wouldn't give up the day job.

I'd be interested in better books than this, but that's the only one I've seen.

I think what's a good idea, is just take more notice of your favourite comedies/comedians and try to work out what they are doing to be funny.

For instance, I like BlackAdder and Faulty towers, and guess what, I love sarcasm and irony. I also tend to use it alot.

My favourite comedian at the moment is Jimmy Carr. He's got an excellent video out at the moment and I'm nicking his jokes everyday (just like Jim Davison). Short punchy 2 liners, many excellent C&F material.

Use humour sparingly though, too much and I think you come across somewhat insecure, less is more.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Peter Kay !! Booked it, packed it, f*cked off ... i have met loads of girls that love his material.
 

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Hey Orphan,

Saw his at the tower gig. But I really like Pheonix Nights. And the John Smith's ads of course.

And you're right the girls 'luv eeeeet'
 

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Alpine is right, watch some comedians and learn from them. My style of humor is pretty much based on watching:

1. Ali G
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. Billy Madison
5. Happy Gilmore

Some women don't get the jokes, but to me that's great since I know not to pursue them any longer.
 

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I think the best thing to do is to take a comedy improvisation class.
 

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Comedy Writing Secrets
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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