"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok, so I've been with my girl for a while now and we are in a relationship. She always seems to tell people how happy I make her and all that bollocks. But, something just seems out of place, This Monday and Tuesday, she told me she felt down but no reason why. Today I think I found a reason; Her AFC Ex. For some reason, he just won't come to terms about her dumping him and is groveling over her. Moving on, I over heard her friend say " How is the [His Name] Situation?". Now I'm not insucure by no means, but why would she be upset over what ever is happening STILL over them two? Why is something that ended a few months ago still happenng? Sorry if this is not so clear, but dang... I need this making clear!

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Squidward, I don't know how things work in Bikini Bottom. But, Beware of becoming the redbound guy. :nono: (As Fransico would say..)

You gotta take action and show her why your better than her ex. Don't brag about why your better. Show her. Be fun and do fun things with her. Fvck her like she never been fvcked before. Be different!
 
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This sh't pisses me off, when some dumbass can't get over his girl because he don't have the balls to move on and find some new girl. Unfukinbelievable. Although that wouldn't be a smart move to show the girl how much it pisses you off because that will show that you're mentally unstable.

I'd say I agree with Asscont, do something to make that fvcker realize she moved on with her life. For example, if he calls, ask if her if you can talk to him, then just be cool and be like, "Yeah were out having a good time buddy, I think she likes me, you should hang out with us too someday." Then if he's stupid enough to accept your invite, make out with her in front of him. Maybe he'll get the point, maybe he'll get angry and want to fight (highly doubtful, exes that won't let go are usually pvssies)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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