"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rebound...?

Squidward

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Ok, so I've been with my girl for a while now and we are in a relationship. She always seems to tell people how happy I make her and all that bollocks. But, something just seems out of place, This Monday and Tuesday, she told me she felt down but no reason why. Today I think I found a reason; Her AFC Ex. For some reason, he just won't come to terms about her dumping him and is groveling over her. Moving on, I over heard her friend say " How is the [His Name] Situation?". Now I'm not insucure by no means, but why would she be upset over what ever is happening STILL over them two? Why is something that ended a few months ago still happenng? Sorry if this is not so clear, but dang... I need this making clear!

Thanks.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Squidward, I don't know how things work in Bikini Bottom. But, Beware of becoming the redbound guy. :nono: (As Fransico would say..)

You gotta take action and show her why your better than her ex. Don't brag about why your better. Show her. Be fun and do fun things with her. Fvck her like she never been fvcked before. Be different!
 

Dannyrt34

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This sh't pisses me off, when some dumbass can't get over his girl because he don't have the balls to move on and find some new girl. Unfukinbelievable. Although that wouldn't be a smart move to show the girl how much it pisses you off because that will show that you're mentally unstable.

I'd say I agree with Asscont, do something to make that fvcker realize she moved on with her life. For example, if he calls, ask if her if you can talk to him, then just be cool and be like, "Yeah were out having a good time buddy, I think she likes me, you should hang out with us too someday." Then if he's stupid enough to accept your invite, make out with her in front of him. Maybe he'll get the point, maybe he'll get angry and want to fight (highly doubtful, exes that won't let go are usually pvssies)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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