Reasons why women get turned off

[Pandora]

Hell, one can even kill two Kennedy brothers with 1 bullet, by regaling the ladies with tales of fighting alongside The United Liberation Movement of Liberia for Democracy

And regularly preparing victory dinners with them afterwards

I am Liberian lol. Who is regaling tales of fighting alongside warlords?

 

[BaronOfHair]

I am Liberian lol. Who is regaling tales of fighting alongside warlords?

YOU can now. Dazzle the ladies with stories of being comrade-in-arms with General Butt Naked, and regularly feasting on the roasted flesh and sauteed organs of your enemies

 

[Pandora]

YOU can now. Dazzle the ladies with stories of being comrade-in-arms with General Butt Naked, and regularly feasting on the roasted flesh and sauteed organs of your enemies

I used to listen to the war stories of my relatives who came to the US as refugees. The stories were insane. My uncle told me stories of little kids at checkpoints with AK-47's. One of them smacked the shyt out of an old man.

He would also tell he how he narrowly escaped death at a checkpoint. My other uncle told me about mortar rounds in Operation Octopus ( shelling the capital city full of civilians from 8 sides). How he walked out of a building minutes before it was flattened. Or how you would have to leave your home as enemy troops approached high on drugs.

My cousin who was about 6 yrs old at the time told me how they were dodging AK47 rounds.

Grandma told me that on the Kabala River people were drowning trying to cross the border in these tiny canoes. One of my uncles died by blunt trauma from rebel forces.

I once asked my uncle if he was afraid of civil unrest and economic collapse in the USA. He said no. He told me he already lived it during the Liberian civil war and that nothing can prepare you for it. He said it is nothing like how you will imagine it. He said you will just figure it out.

 

[BaronOfHair]

I once asked my uncle if he was afraid of civil unrest and economic collapse in the USA. He said no. He told me he already lived it during the Liberian civil war and that nothing can prepare you for it. He said it is nothing like how you will imagine it. He said you will just figure it out.

We're a nation filled with schleps who's favorite hobby is pretending to be traumatized by everything from Christina Hoff Summers giving a speech to a lame ad for Gillete. Fears of a large cross-section of us being capable of picking up rifles, without suffering a nervous breakdown, are little more than wishful thinking

 

[BackInTheGame78]

@jhonny9546 why do we need to keep having the same conversations about not reviving old threads?

Please stop reviving threads more than a year old and start new ones.

This seems to be a repeated issue and is against forum rules.

Please read the forum rules. I will need to issue a warning next time.