"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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really sore arm pain

wildchild

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Ive been getting pain in my arm mostly starting from my elbow when doing weights. The pain runs right up my tricep( deep inside though it could maybe be the bone) right down my arm. I can trace it back to when this guy done an armlock thing on me - the ****. It has been getting progresivly worse any ideas what it might be / how to stop the pain.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Austizzle

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see a doctor??
 

Anhslaught

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I think you got tennis elbows. I get that once in awhile. I use heated pads for them and stop doing workouts that hyper extends your elbow until I heal. Workouts like preacher curls are the ones that hurt me. Picking it up is when it gets extended.
 
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