Basically you just ask a girl what names she'd give her kids when/if she has them and then after she answers you just look her straight faced and say "Remind me to never have sex with you". That line's got quite a few people laughing hystreically for a few minutes if you use the right tone.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Really good C+F line I thought up and like to use
- Thread starter ebey11
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
Got a girl I can't wait to use it on! Don't mind if I cop it from you?sandeep said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Haha glad you guys like it. I was getting worried after this thread: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=111579 that maybe I didn't have a clue as to what I was talking about.
PS if you guys have any advice for me in that thread it'd be hella ppreciated since most of the advice so far has seemed kinda sketchy.
PS if you guys have any advice for me in that thread it'd be hella ppreciated since most of the advice so far has seemed kinda sketchy.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
+1 very ****y n busts her balls good!