Basically you just ask a girl what names she'd give her kids when/if she has them and then after she answers you just look her straight faced and say "Remind me to never have sex with you". That line's got quite a few people laughing hystreically for a few minutes if you use the right tone.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Really good C+F line I thought up and like to use
- Thread starter ebey11
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
Got a girl I can't wait to use it on! Don't mind if I cop it from you?sandeep said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Haha glad you guys like it. I was getting worried after this thread: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=111579 that maybe I didn't have a clue as to what I was talking about.
PS if you guys have any advice for me in that thread it'd be hella ppreciated since most of the advice so far has seemed kinda sketchy.
PS if you guys have any advice for me in that thread it'd be hella ppreciated since most of the advice so far has seemed kinda sketchy.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
+1 very ****y n busts her balls good!