FatHairyM4F
Don Juan
I have a tickling fetish. I'm more interested in tickling women than dating them. So that's what dungeons, strip clubs, etc are for...on the rare occasion that I can afford them. And no, sex has never been a priority for me. I need to get off after tickling a woman, but it's so much easier to take care of that myself. When all you care about is getting yourself off, getting laid is just a "macho" thing, to feel "normal". I guess that's just never been enough motivation for me.
The only thing that I have any interest in doing to a good looking female is tickling her. Unless I meet a woman someday who can orgasm purely from being tickled, my sexual interests don't lend themselves to anyone's pleasure but my own. Not that that's anything I concern myself with anyway honestly. So there's nothing in it for a woman to have anything to do with me. Which is fine with me, but this leaves my options for sexual release very limited. Maybe I am a little proud of it in a way. It makes me unique if nothing else. The only sexual pleasure I have any interest in is my own. It's just the way I'm wired.
I haven't been out on a date in about 8 years. I just think about going out on a date, and it just seems like so much trouble. Just seems so much easier to just show up to a strip club or massage parlor or whatever, tickle the girls then go home and get myself off. Just the thought of talking to a girl on the phone (not about tickling), driving out to pick her up, taking her out (and maybe tickling her a little). I just don't have the energy. Feels like work.
So that's why I'm over 40 and never had a girlfriend. When I discovered strip clubs in my early 20's, that I could just show up, pay a girl and tickle her, there was honestly no reason for me to ever look for a girlfriend. I go home, jerk off, *** and go to sleep. That's all I'd be doing with a girlfriend anyway: tickling, cumming and going to sleep. No woman would be interested in that. Especially if I was too lazy to take her out.
So yeah, that's kind of interesting I thought....I've never had a girlfriend because I'm too lazy to look for one. So I realized something about myself. Kinda cool.
The only thing that I have any interest in doing to a good looking female is tickling her. Unless I meet a woman someday who can orgasm purely from being tickled, my sexual interests don't lend themselves to anyone's pleasure but my own. Not that that's anything I concern myself with anyway honestly. So there's nothing in it for a woman to have anything to do with me. Which is fine with me, but this leaves my options for sexual release very limited. Maybe I am a little proud of it in a way. It makes me unique if nothing else. The only sexual pleasure I have any interest in is my own. It's just the way I'm wired.
I haven't been out on a date in about 8 years. I just think about going out on a date, and it just seems like so much trouble. Just seems so much easier to just show up to a strip club or massage parlor or whatever, tickle the girls then go home and get myself off. Just the thought of talking to a girl on the phone (not about tickling), driving out to pick her up, taking her out (and maybe tickling her a little). I just don't have the energy. Feels like work.
So that's why I'm over 40 and never had a girlfriend. When I discovered strip clubs in my early 20's, that I could just show up, pay a girl and tickle her, there was honestly no reason for me to ever look for a girlfriend. I go home, jerk off, *** and go to sleep. That's all I'd be doing with a girlfriend anyway: tickling, cumming and going to sleep. No woman would be interested in that. Especially if I was too lazy to take her out.
So yeah, that's kind of interesting I thought....I've never had a girlfriend because I'm too lazy to look for one. So I realized something about myself. Kinda cool.
