"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Realized I'm just not interested in fvcking

FatHairyM4F

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I have a tickling fetish. I'm more interested in tickling women than dating them. So that's what dungeons, strip clubs, etc are for...on the rare occasion that I can afford them. And no, sex has never been a priority for me. I need to get off after tickling a woman, but it's so much easier to take care of that myself. When all you care about is getting yourself off, getting laid is just a "macho" thing, to feel "normal". I guess that's just never been enough motivation for me.

The only thing that I have any interest in doing to a good looking female is tickling her. Unless I meet a woman someday who can orgasm purely from being tickled, my sexual interests don't lend themselves to anyone's pleasure but my own. Not that that's anything I concern myself with anyway honestly. So there's nothing in it for a woman to have anything to do with me. Which is fine with me, but this leaves my options for sexual release very limited. Maybe I am a little proud of it in a way. It makes me unique if nothing else. The only sexual pleasure I have any interest in is my own. It's just the way I'm wired.

I haven't been out on a date in about 8 years. I just think about going out on a date, and it just seems like so much trouble. Just seems so much easier to just show up to a strip club or massage parlor or whatever, tickle the girls then go home and get myself off. Just the thought of talking to a girl on the phone (not about tickling), driving out to pick her up, taking her out (and maybe tickling her a little). I just don't have the energy. Feels like work.

So that's why I'm over 40 and never had a girlfriend. When I discovered strip clubs in my early 20's, that I could just show up, pay a girl and tickle her, there was honestly no reason for me to ever look for a girlfriend. I go home, jerk off, *** and go to sleep. That's all I'd be doing with a girlfriend anyway: tickling, cumming and going to sleep. No woman would be interested in that. Especially if I was too lazy to take her out.

So yeah, that's kind of interesting I thought....I've never had a girlfriend because I'm too lazy to look for one. So I realized something about myself. Kinda cool.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Who Dares Win

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And you needed 6 years in this forum to realize that you dont like pvssy?

Even before the tickling issue I would book an IQ test if I were you.
 

FatHairyM4F

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Who Dares Win said:
And you needed 6 years in this forum to realize that you dont like pvssy?

Even before the tickling issue I would book an IQ test if I were you.
No LOL, I just got around to posting it now.
 

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FatHairyM4F said:
I have a tickling fetish. I'm more interested in tickling women than dating them. So that's what dungeons, strip clubs, etc are for...on the rare occasion that I can afford them. And no, sex has never been a priority for me. I need to get off after tickling a woman, but it's so much easier to take care of that myself. When all you care about is getting yourself off, getting laid is just a "macho" thing, to feel "normal". I guess that's just never been enough motivation for me.

The only thing that I have any interest in doing to a good looking female is tickling her. Unless I meet a woman someday who can orgasm purely from being tickled, my sexual interests don't lend themselves to anyone's pleasure but my own. Not that that's anything I concern myself with anyway honestly. So there's nothing in it for a woman to have anything to do with me. Which is fine with me, but this leaves my options for sexual release very limited. Maybe I am a little proud of it in a way. It makes me unique if nothing else. The only sexual pleasure I have any interest in is my own. It's just the way I'm wired.

I haven't been out on a date in about 8 years. I just think about going out on a date, and it just seems like so much trouble. Just seems so much easier to just show up to a strip club or massage parlor or whatever, tickle the girls then go home and get myself off. Just the thought of talking to a girl on the phone (not about tickling), driving out to pick her up, taking her out (and maybe tickling her a little). I just don't have the energy. Feels like work.

So that's why I'm over 40 and never had a girlfriend. When I discovered strip clubs in my early 20's, that I could just show up, pay a girl and tickle her, there was honestly no reason for me to ever look for a girlfriend. I go home, jerk off, *** and go to sleep. That's all I'd be doing with a girlfriend anyway: tickling, cumming and going to sleep. No woman would be interested in that. Especially if I was too lazy to take her out.

So yeah, that's kind of interesting I thought....I've never had a girlfriend because I'm too lazy to look for one. So I realized something about myself. Kinda cool.
:confused: What are you doing here ?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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FatHairyM4F

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Rave18 said:
:confused: What are you doing here ?
Oh, well I guess I was just letting everyone know where I was at on my "journey" or whatever you want to call it. This forum is great for most guys but I'm not going to get anything out of it. I found out on the internet that there's a name for guys like me, its "solosexual". Guys who would just rather masturbate. That's my chosen way of getting off. Women are great for giving me something to masturbate to, but I'd still rather masturbate. So, yeah. I'll be moving on then. Thanks and good luck to everyone else. Bye. :wave:
 

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FatHairyM4F said:
Oh, well I guess I was just letting everyone know where I was at on my "journey" or whatever you want to call it. This forum is great for most guys but I'm not going to get anything out of it. I found out on the internet that there's a name for guys like me, its "solosexual". Guys who would just rather masturbate. That's my chosen way of getting off. Women are great for giving me something to masturbate to, but I'd still rather masturbate. So, yeah. I'll be moving on then. Thanks and good luck to everyone else. Bye. :wave:
My uncle is the same way. An extremely good looking guy that gets approached a lot but he'd rather go home and masterbate than date someone. He can't stand sharing his bed with someone else.
 

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Opening poster, are you a dormant gay man? Not meant to be offensive in any way.
 
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