"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Realization from the black tooth

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yeah while i was in jail I realized something...Girls are boring. They just ain't the same anymore man. For the past year I've had an influx of female company and seriously as all the other master DJs around here claim..Girls aren't worth making them and their concept and taking it as a rocket science. Girls are plainly about emotion. You say something and they either go YAY, OH, GRR,,, UHH UHH OHH... You can gauge their interest simply by calling them losers or soemthing. Anyways...Girls are also like cake. It tastes good but too much and you get sick. And I'm sick of having girls call me, talk to me, f*cking me, and all this good stuff. Girls have caused me to go AFCish because I'd been ignoring the important things that need to be done just go hang out with them. Worst of all they've caused me to blowoff my true friends countless amounts of times. And that just plainly aint being a friend!
Man nowadays I actually ignore many of the girls that like me because they just piss me off. Most of them don't know that I've been in jail while somehow some other girls have actually gotten word of me being in jail(girls know a lot!) and lately Ive been approached by so many girls about my whearabouts for the past three weeks but I rather not say where I've been for rumor purposes. Girls have big mouths and so you can't give too much personal info because personal info gets blown out of proportion and usually it never makes you look good. If theres anything I can teach out of this post it would be.

-- Try hanging out with 40-50 girls for 3 months on a day to day basis which means calling them, they calling you, they following you, giving you a lot of attention and making you do dangerous and stupid things and see if you still see girls in the same perspective.

-- NEVER BLOW YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS OFF FOR GIRLS BECAUSE YOU WILL USUALLY ALWAYS HAVE 5 TIMES MORE FUN WITH THEM THAN WITH THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL..AND YOU WANNA HAVE FUN RIGHT?!

-- PUT YOU FIRST BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE INCLUDING GIRLS OR RISK LOSING YOUR INTEGRITY AND POSSIBLY SANITY.

-- GIRLS AREN'T ANYTHING GREAT! TRUST ME, TRUST ME, TRUST ME!

-- DON'T DO DRUGS
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol so penkitten, whats the female version of bros before hoes?

sistas before mistas?

;)
 
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I believe its "chicks before ****s"
doesn't have the same ring as bros before hos.
 
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I think someones met a special guy in prison:p jk.

I agree with you on some points, like putting yourself first and putting friends first so whenever a friend calls you up and asks you to hang out just tell the girl that you can't go out with her and then you get the best of both worlds, you get to hang out with people who you want to hang out with and you get the girls having sex with you trying to get you to spend more time with them.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm just saying that girls aren't really as great as I thought. In fact I've associated them more with a factor in increased headaches throughout the day...The good thing is that I'm really outgoing with girls so now a days after jail its actually been real easy to talk and meet girls, but I just don't wanna get their number or hang out for the moment.

Oh yeah today one of the girls I've met recently was in one of the offices at school I frequent and she started talking to me and then wanted some candy and she wanted me to buy her some. I was like sure I'll do it. And then I said nevermind and then I said I would(I was never going to). And she got in a f*cking fit and left the office. That was halarious.
 
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