Realization from the black tooth

[Dimebag_Darrell]

yeah while i was in jail I realized something...Girls are boring. They just ain't the same anymore man. For the past year I've had an influx of female company and seriously as all the other master DJs around here claim..Girls aren't worth making them and their concept and taking it as a rocket science. Girls are plainly about emotion. You say something and they either go YAY, OH, GRR,,, UHH UHH OHH... You can gauge their interest simply by calling them losers or soemthing. Anyways...Girls are also like cake. It tastes good but too much and you get sick. And I'm sick of having girls call me, talk to me, f*cking me, and all this good stuff. Girls have caused me to go AFCish because I'd been ignoring the important things that need to be done just go hang out with them. Worst of all they've caused me to blowoff my true friends countless amounts of times. And that just plainly aint being a friend!
Man nowadays I actually ignore many of the girls that like me because they just piss me off. Most of them don't know that I've been in jail while somehow some other girls have actually gotten word of me being in jail(girls know a lot!) and lately Ive been approached by so many girls about my whearabouts for the past three weeks but I rather not say where I've been for rumor purposes. Girls have big mouths and so you can't give too much personal info because personal info gets blown out of proportion and usually it never makes you look good. If theres anything I can teach out of this post it would be.

-- Try hanging out with 40-50 girls for 3 months on a day to day basis which means calling them, they calling you, they following you, giving you a lot of attention and making you do dangerous and stupid things and see if you still see girls in the same perspective.

-- NEVER BLOW YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS OFF FOR GIRLS BECAUSE YOU WILL USUALLY ALWAYS HAVE 5 TIMES MORE FUN WITH THEM THAN WITH THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL..AND YOU WANNA HAVE FUN RIGHT?!

-- PUT YOU FIRST BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE INCLUDING GIRLS OR RISK LOSING YOUR INTEGRITY AND POSSIBLY SANITY.

-- GIRLS AREN'T ANYTHING GREAT! TRUST ME, TRUST ME, TRUST ME!

-- DON'T DO DRUGS

 

[penkitten]

bros before hoes

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

lol so penkitten, whats the female version of bros before hoes?

sistas before mistas?

 

[J-Unit]

I believe its "chicks before ****s"
doesn't have the same ring as bros before hos.

 

[Alpha_Animal]

I think someones met a special guy in prison jk.

I agree with you on some points, like putting yourself first and putting friends first so whenever a friend calls you up and asks you to hang out just tell the girl that you can't go out with her and then you get the best of both worlds, you get to hang out with people who you want to hang out with and you get the girls having sex with you trying to get you to spend more time with them.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I'm just saying that girls aren't really as great as I thought. In fact I've associated them more with a factor in increased headaches throughout the day...The good thing is that I'm really outgoing with girls so now a days after jail its actually been real easy to talk and meet girls, but I just don't wanna get their number or hang out for the moment.

Oh yeah today one of the girls I've met recently was in one of the offices at school I frequent and she started talking to me and then wanted some candy and she wanted me to buy her some. I was like sure I'll do it. And then I said nevermind and then I said I would(I was never going to). And she got in a f*cking fit and left the office. That was halarious.