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[Who Dares Win]

Picture it like this: you walk through a grocery store and there's some girl handing out free samples of assorted cookies. You see person after person walk past her, only to see her accost them and offer free cookies. A lot of people take them (especially the best ones from the variety pack), but nobody buys a package. Then you file past on your way to the cheese aisle and she flags you down.

You turn your attention toward her and she holds out her tray of picked-over cookies. The best ones are gone entirely and the ones left are crumbled, and she asks if you want to buy the contents of the tray. You ask if you can sample them before you make a decision. She says no, she's tired of handing out samples and wants a buyer... she's not giving out free samples any more: her shift is over and she hasn't made any sales. You ask if you'll get some of the good ones from the assortment, but she says those are all gone and she's not going to get any more of them out: you have to take her offering as-is.

You ask about the price: is there a discount now that the package has been opened and all the best ones are gone? She says that the price is the same... you're buying the package. You shake your head and walk away. As you do you hear her cry aloud,

"Where are all the good customers?"

 

[Bible_Belt]

She says that the price is the same... you're buying the package.

Oh and by the way, one or two of those earlier customers stuck a bun in her oven, and you're going to need to pay for those too. A "real man" would be ok with that.

 

[redskinsfan92]

Perfect explanation

 

[r4zorsharp]

I honestly don't really get it. Is this about sluts who decide to settle down or something?

 

[zekko]

Is this about sluts who decide to settle down or something?

Wait, you mean it isn't about cookies?

 

[KindredSpiritzz]

its a metaphor for slutty girl scouts i think

 

[One_Punch_Man]

Picture it like this: you walk through a grocery store and there's some girl handing out free samples of assorted cookies. You see person after person walk past her, only to see her accost them and offer free cookies. A lot of people take them (especially the best ones from the variety pack), but nobody buys a package. Then you file past on your way to the cheese aisle and she flags you down.

You turn your attention toward her and she holds out her tray of picked-over cookies. The best ones are gone entirely and the ones left are crumbled, and she asks if you want to buy the contents of the tray. You ask if you can sample them before you make a decision. She says no, she's tired of handing out samples and wants a buyer... she's not giving out free samples any more: her shift is over and she hasn't made any sales. You ask if you'll get some of the good ones from the assortment, but she says those are all gone and she's not going to get any more of them out: you have to take her offering as-is.

You ask about the price: is there a discount now that the package has been opened and all the best ones are gone? She says that the price is the same... you're buying the package. You shake your head and walk away. As you do you hear her cry aloud,

"Where are all the good customers?"

I didn't get it. There are men also who do the same thing. Sabotage their loving relation by cheating with petite women, only to regret that decision later and after some time will not settle with 6s and 7s as they were chads in their youth. No doubt women are hypergamous but both genders are selfish in nature and will take advantage of their conditions. Seen chads **** the brains out of their mistresses but depressed and lonely after they have lost their youth and charm, only difference being we have longer youth. So plz explain how different a slut is from a chad ?

 

[OldComeBacker]

C'mon man. Having relations with multiple women and playing the field doesn't make Chad less attractive. If anything if he wants to settle down he will have a wider age range and looks range to choose from, and so on. And Chad isn't hitting the wall for at least another couple decades if at all, unless he has really poor genes (probably wasn't "a Chad" then, was he?) or bad decision making. Some of the men who are the most attractive in dating are reformed betas who got cheated on and divorced, and then took the pill, hit the gym, etc. "Chad" should be doing just fine unless he has a terminal illness or something else I can't think of.

 

[redskinsfan92]

I honestly don't really get it. Is this about sluts who decide to settle down or something?

It is about women who ride the c0ck carousel, then ask, "Where have all the good men gone?"

 

[redskinsfan92]

I didn't get it. There are men also who do the same thing. Sabotage their loving relation by cheating with petite women, only to regret that decision later and after some time will not settle with 6s and 7s as they were chads in their youth. No doubt women are hypergamous but both genders are selfish in nature and will take advantage of their conditions. Seen chads **** the brains out of their mistresses but depressed and lonely after they have lost their youth and charm, only difference being we have longer youth. So plz explain how different a slut is from a chad ?

Men's SMV increases into the late 30s

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Now imagine a girl walking into a cookie store with thousands of cookies. She can eat any cookie she wants for free. One third are like heaven. One third are just okay. The remaining third will make her violently ill.

I'm being generous with my percentages here.

Exactly. In at least half the cases a woman would rather have no guy interested in her than the ones that are interested and she is repulsed by.

 

[Glassguy]

Men's SMV increases into the late 30s

And beyond

 

[zekko]

Now imagine a girl walking into a cookie store with thousands of cookies. She can eat any cookie she wants for free. One third are like heaven. One third are just okay. The remaining third will make her violently ill.

Well, if you go by PUA theory, she's going to want the cookie that has its back to her.

 

[bat soup]

Picture it like this: you walk through a grocery store and there's some girl handing out free samples of assorted cookies. You see person after person walk past her, only to see her accost them and offer free cookies. A lot of people take them (especially the best ones from the variety pack), but nobody buys a package. Then you file past on your way to the cheese aisle and she flags you down.

You turn your attention toward her and she holds out her tray of picked-over cookies. The best ones are gone entirely and the ones left are crumbled, and she asks if you want to buy the contents of the tray. You ask if you can sample them before you make a decision. She says no, she's tired of handing out samples and wants a buyer... she's not giving out free samples any more: her shift is over and she hasn't made any sales. You ask if you'll get some of the good ones from the assortment, but she says those are all gone and she's not going to get any more of them out: you have to take her offering as-is.

You ask about the price: is there a discount now that the package has been opened and all the best ones are gone? She says that the price is the same... you're buying the package. You shake your head and walk away. As you do you hear her cry aloud,

"Where are all the good customers?"

In that case you have to "step up to the plate" and show that you're "a real man" by buying all of her stale worn out leftovers.