"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Read this, its funny...

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Zaraza

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So I go to a close friends birthday (we fooled around before). We went drunk karaoke singing. It was fun. It was a big group so that night after everyone is leaving the house. I say "so you gonna follow me home tonight have some fun like last time".... we fooled around last time with alcohol. She says not tonight. Then she texts me saying she doesnt wanna do anything with me. LOL. I didnt mind cuz i didnt really care. My reply to her was "If you'd like to have fun come by, no worries". She texts me some long ass text, i just reply with a good night. three days later i get a text from her around 9pm, it says "im bored, wanna drink?"

This just is funny to me, dont know why. What do you guys think? Let the Sosuave crew, analyze this to the depths of the deep blue sea.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shes bored and wants to drink. if something happens something happens, dont try to hard.
 
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Never try to analyze emotions. she wasn't in the mood-maybe she is now. Unless there is a large pattern to work with,analyzing women is like analyzing the weather.
 
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magickarl

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I've actually met women who just like to get drunk and ****.

They might not show any sexual attraction to you while sober, but 4 or 5 beers later, they are all over you. Or maybe they do show sexual attraction: "I want to drink with you" could mean "I want to get drunk and have sex with you"

In the end:

Drinking = An excuse.

Don't argue with it, don't rationalize it. Just accept the tang. And if things go sour between you two, give her an AA pamphlet.
 
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