Zerotwoonenine
Senior Don Juan
u r the kind of guys that make me sick, y cant u just stick with one good girl, u guys will never understand how wonderful it feels.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Oh no, another screen name - will it ever end!!! Same shyt diatribe!!! Mods - this guy is out of control and causing strife on the forum!! Please close this thread -- again!!!skip the pimp said:of course i get banned for giving some advice and telling the troll that invades my threads to **** off...........of course
ok idiot, so tell me again, with the advice that i contribute with this thread (10 very important tips), why should this thread be closed? because u, the sarcastic 1 lining ***** said so? dude **** off and get a life, ur 44 years old, u act like ur 12!Last Man Standing said:Oh no, another screen name - will it ever end!!! Same shyt diatribe!!! Mods - this guy is out of control and causing strife on the forum!! Please close this thread -- again!!!![]()
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Frankly, yes you should be banned. Because you contribute NOTHING BUT idiotic "humor" and accusations of someone being a "troll". You are plain fool.Last Man Standing said:Quit instigating troll!!!
Should I be Banned for humor? Or for Sarcasm?I think you should be banned because you contribute nothing but insults!!
You guys have anger management issues - go see a doc!
???PigAdlemPimp said:You are fvcked Daniel, I'm 40 so I can and am fvcking a HB8 who is almost half my age, if you did this at 25 your arse would be getting fvcked in prison, so tell me whose better, you FOOL,![]()
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Even if it doesn't come naturally to guys, this stuff is in the DJB and scattered in tons of posts throughout the forum.three12 said:This is a decent post.
But none of it needs to be said.
If any average guy decides,
"I want to bone alot of hot women."
That advice will all come to him quite naturally.
The main problem is, people won't follow that advice. If you want to teach, you need to get them to follow what you teach.
"I'm not going to gym today. Its too hot/cold.. Too busy.. Too tired.."
"I'm not going to suggest going to my place. What if I offend her?"
Your advice is spot on skip. But it'll just fly over peoples heads.
There are doers and talkers.
You're a doer.
95% of guys here are talkers.
three12.
ok i'll lead. i agree with the sweet talking tip. i do it all the time and it works really well. i'm sweet by complimenting them, and ****y by teasing sumthin else about her. this tip , and post, is spot onskip the pimp said:l777 - man it is NEVER my intent to curse........but when people call me out for no reason, i have no choice.........read my post up top, what do u think of the whole really sweet and ****y attitude?
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Another troll post saying nothing - whine whine whine whine cry cry cry cry cry, name calling, name calling name calling blah blah blah blah!!!! Skippy cheerleaderdanielzxc said:Frankly, yes you should be banned. Because you contribute NOTHING BUT idiotic "humor" and accusations of someone being a "troll". You are plain fool.
u kno Last man? i have to agree with the other guys, all ur doin on here is trolling and flamin other guys post because u think ur 44 year old pimpin knowledge is so far above ours. and who knows? maybe it is, but if ur so smart then why dont u help us out alittle? drop some advice instead of jokes, and people might stop flaming u.Last Man Standing said:Another troll post saying nothing - whine whine whine whine cry cry cry cry cry, name calling, name calling name calling blah blah blah blah!!!! Skippy cheerleader
This is not a "great" post as you describe it skippy boy - as Francisco said, it has been stated thousands of times in thousands of posts and in the bible!!!
All you do is regurgitate the same info and act if it is some newfound knowledge that originated from you --- you are a plagiirist - saying the same thing over and over again with no new insights!!! You make a thread a minute and say the same thing as what you said in your last thread -- you like attention -- sadly you are getting it for all the wrong reasons!!
You have been banned 9 times already - why are you still here???
I never flame people kid - look at my posts that aren't responding to skippies flames (he was banned nine times for flaming) and you'll see my advice gives much more insight then most of these threads on the forum -- go read them now -- also notice the response from those I counsel and how they say "I'm on the mark and on point"!! Go read them now.Raikojo17 said:u kno Last man? i have to agree with the other guys, all ur doin on here is trolling and flamin other guys post because u think ur 44 year old pimpin knowledge is so far above ours. and who knows? maybe it is, but if ur so smart then why dont u help us out alittle? drop some advice instead of jokes, and people might stop flaming u.
This reminds me of the story about an old bull and his young son sitting on a hill overlooking a valley filled with female cows. The young bull says to his father "Hey Pops, lets run down there and fvck one of those cows!" The old bull looks down at the young bull and says "No son, let's walk down there and fvck them all..."Last Man Standing said:...No, my posts aren't as "sexy" as some like it but insight and advice is what is needed for those who are blind and in need of wise counsel! I'm not a cheerleader - I'm a leader! I suggest you be a leader too and let others do the cheers!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.