"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Re-defining consent.

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If you can buy consent than it obviously has nothing to do with attraction. Doesn't this mean consent is a social construct and therefore not a real thing?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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$140k, through my lawyer, disguised as a campaign expense.
Can't help but notice that you're biased towards Trump.

Yes he does fumble on many issues but it's undeniable that he has some skills with negotiating with other countries, might be brash to some but it's the results that matters. He does get things done.

It's highly doubtful that hillary could get better results.
 

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Can't help but notice that you're biased towards Trump.

Yes he does fumble on many issues but it's undeniable that he has some skills with negotiating with other countries, might be brash to some but it's the results that matters. He does get things done.

It's highly doubtful that hillary could get better results.
What results? What has Trump done besides kiss North Korea's ass and make the rest of the world laugh at us? Hillary is a detestable human being, which is why Trump squeaked out a very narrow victory, but at least we wouldn't be the laughingstock of the world for electing an incompetent buffoon.
 

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What results? What has Trump done besides kiss North Korea's ass and make the rest of the world laugh at us? Hillary is a detestable human being, which is why Trump squeaked out a very narrow victory, but at least we wouldn't be the laughingstock of the world for electing an incompetent buffoon.
Sometimes i think your just trolling us
 

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What results? What has Trump done besides kiss North Korea's ass and make the rest of the world laugh at us? Hillary is a detestable human being, which is why Trump squeaked out a very narrow victory, but at least we wouldn't be the laughingstock of the world for electing an incompetent buffoon.
Under Obama North Korea got from bad to worse. At least with Trump there's some tangible results, it's not ideal but it's moving along.

Yes, the world laughs at Trump, but I think what he does is all showmanship on his part, perhaps a strategy that's yet to play out. America is doing great economically, trade imbalances is being addressed aggressively.

Give him some breathing space and by the end of his term, judge him then.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL! Wasn't originally that Trump was going to start a nuclear war by insulting Kim?

Now he kissed his ass. This is rich, it's why i love fake news.
Yeah, he saluted a foreign dictator, which as far as I know is a first for this country. It was an insult to our country, our flag, and every soldier. Only a draft dodger like 45 could behave so disrespectfully.
 

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So what if he did salute him? Kim has denuclearized his country and is working closely with South Korea to bring their people together.

It amazes me the hate from the alt-left despite such immense progress.

Insulting Kim was bad, now saluting him is bad. The alt-left literally are the BPD women of the US.
Obviously you have never been active duty military, which is why you dont understand. It is not right for our leader to salute the enemy. It is demoralizing and demeaning to our troops, and to our country.

But hey, really though, what else do you expect from the poor little rich boy who was too good to serve?
 
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