Me: Hey Jane how's it going? I had a really good time with you last night. Sorry if I was a bit too eager, I couldn't help myself . The ride home almost drove me insane haha. I'll give you a call tomorrow about what we're doing on tuesday if you're not busy
Jane: Hey! I'm good. No worries about last night haha. So you're going out on tues?
Me: Yeah if you want. Don't know where yet. Maybe an empty classroom at my college after a few drinks at the bar. Sound good? Or we could be boring and go see a movie instead. Up to you
Jane: Wait haha I'm confused. Did we make plans last night to hang out on tues because I don't remember.
Me: Nah I just thought of it then. Preferably I'd see you tomorrow but I have a lot of work to finish
Jane: Ah yeah I have a ton of work too. Well I can't make any promises because my schedule is really hectic, but I might be able to do something on tues. Btw do you have facebook?
Me: You need to get your priorities right. What the hell is facebook? Is that something like google?
Jane: That's sarcasm right?
Me: Maybe a little bit. So do I have to make an appointment or something?
Jane: Haha I can't help it. I'm a busy girl! P.S. we're you joking about the empty room at college? I'm really not so sure
Me: Well I only need about 5 minutes on average. Actually, probably only 2 for you. Surely you can spare that. Sorry, did you want spectators or something? How's american studies going? What area do you specialise in?
Jane: Haha well I wouldn't broadcast that to the world. And american studies is good. My focus is media studies. I'm sure you're intrigued by this
Me: Well I like to be honest. I just wanted to make sure you weren't a feminist. But I'm always open to learning about new things. Do you do private tutoring? I can teach you math in return
Jane: No thanks I'm not a fan of math. Why are you so anti-feminism?
Me: I just don't get on with them for some reason. It might be the short hair and hairy armpits. But I'm not too sure......
Jane: Well technically a feminist is anyone who believes in women's rights so I am one. Guess we can't talk anymore
Me: Oh well. It was good while it lasted I guess. I'm not good at keeping appointments anyway. Can you at least give me some advice on what to improve on?
Jane: Improve on in what aspect?
Me: Anything. Just be honest. You won't hurt my feelings. For example for you I'd say to ditch the underwear next time you go clubbing if you want to have more fun. You get the drift
Jane: I don't think you need the advice. You obviously already know the way into a girl's heart
Me: So I have your heart already? Come on, don't give it to me that easily. I'll lose interest
Jane: Oh yeah, you have definitely wooed me with your invitiation for a romantic 2 minutes in an empty classroom
Me: Joke of course. I'm offended that you think that I'm that much of a slut. Maybe after 10 drinks but not sober. I'm a virgin you know. My mom won't let me until I'm married
Jane: Oh I'm sure. She must be a very proud mama
Me: Ok no more jokes then. I didn't mean to offend you or anything, I just take it too far sometimes. If you want me to leave you alone just say the word
Jane: Haha I'm not easily offended don't worry. This has been an interesting text convo though I must say
Me: Thank god because I really like you and thought that I had blown it. I'm going to bed I have a big day tomorrow. Let me know if there's an opening
Jane: Haha okay. Goodnight!
Jane: Hey! I'm good. No worries about last night haha. So you're going out on tues?
Me: Yeah if you want. Don't know where yet. Maybe an empty classroom at my college after a few drinks at the bar. Sound good? Or we could be boring and go see a movie instead. Up to you
Jane: Wait haha I'm confused. Did we make plans last night to hang out on tues because I don't remember.
Me: Nah I just thought of it then. Preferably I'd see you tomorrow but I have a lot of work to finish
Jane: Ah yeah I have a ton of work too. Well I can't make any promises because my schedule is really hectic, but I might be able to do something on tues. Btw do you have facebook?
Me: You need to get your priorities right. What the hell is facebook? Is that something like google?
Jane: That's sarcasm right?
Me: Maybe a little bit. So do I have to make an appointment or something?
Jane: Haha I can't help it. I'm a busy girl! P.S. we're you joking about the empty room at college? I'm really not so sure
Me: Well I only need about 5 minutes on average. Actually, probably only 2 for you. Surely you can spare that. Sorry, did you want spectators or something? How's american studies going? What area do you specialise in?
Jane: Haha well I wouldn't broadcast that to the world. And american studies is good. My focus is media studies. I'm sure you're intrigued by this
Me: Well I like to be honest. I just wanted to make sure you weren't a feminist. But I'm always open to learning about new things. Do you do private tutoring? I can teach you math in return
Jane: No thanks I'm not a fan of math. Why are you so anti-feminism?
Me: I just don't get on with them for some reason. It might be the short hair and hairy armpits. But I'm not too sure......
Jane: Well technically a feminist is anyone who believes in women's rights so I am one. Guess we can't talk anymore
Me: Oh well. It was good while it lasted I guess. I'm not good at keeping appointments anyway. Can you at least give me some advice on what to improve on?
Jane: Improve on in what aspect?
Me: Anything. Just be honest. You won't hurt my feelings. For example for you I'd say to ditch the underwear next time you go clubbing if you want to have more fun. You get the drift
Jane: I don't think you need the advice. You obviously already know the way into a girl's heart
Me: So I have your heart already? Come on, don't give it to me that easily. I'll lose interest
Jane: Oh yeah, you have definitely wooed me with your invitiation for a romantic 2 minutes in an empty classroom
Me: Joke of course. I'm offended that you think that I'm that much of a slut. Maybe after 10 drinks but not sober. I'm a virgin you know. My mom won't let me until I'm married
Jane: Oh I'm sure. She must be a very proud mama
Me: Ok no more jokes then. I didn't mean to offend you or anything, I just take it too far sometimes. If you want me to leave you alone just say the word
Jane: Haha I'm not easily offended don't worry. This has been an interesting text convo though I must say
Me: Thank god because I really like you and thought that I had blown it. I'm going to bed I have a big day tomorrow. Let me know if there's an opening
Jane: Haha okay. Goodnight!