Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I do like 'em skinny. In the past I've tried to overcome my revulsion to fat but I simply can't do it.
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yeah you can usually tell, its especially annoying when I see a whale that would probably be pretty hot if she was just healthy. You know the ones. They have a nice face, use makeup, style hair, dress well... clearly putting forth effort. But inexplicably is 20-50lbs overweight. Why? Why even try at all, if you're going to neglect the most important aspect as well as your damn health?ImTheDoubleGreatest! said:I hate it how some women could be SO much hotter if they were just skinnier.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
There's plenty of incentive, they just don't care for a variety of reasons including ignorance, laziness, and what you pointed out.Espi said:Why not? What incentive have they? A fat chick can attract a plethora of orbiters.
Skinny chicks are a turn off for me, I like em thicker than most, but there comes a point where it's just called... being fat and lazy.PeasantPlayer said:I seen a lot of you guys been brainwashed by the homosexual modeling media and like women with boy bodies. Must be a European thing
Haha agreedDhoulmagus said:I'm guessing these guys giving her 2s and 3s are either jerking off every night or banging some negative 8
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
http://mpcdot.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/anim-hurr.gifjurry said:Haha agreed
Nobody cares about your witty retorts and insults, and the endless negativity you spew on this site.( . )( . ) said:http://mpcdot.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/anim-hurr.gif
Hold on woman. Don't start eagerly rubbing your oversized testosterone drenched cl!t with those fat cheeto-stained fingers just yet. :nono:
This dhoulmagas clown is notoriously known for his ineptitude with women and has a history of crying over where da white wimmen at. All he's done is inadvertently outed himself as someone who can't get a chick who's not overweight. Lets not start popping the champagne corks and pretending you got all of us fat hating cis-fart rapists just yet.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I'll move on when you stop posting sneaky ways of pushing fat acceptance..again. Or the multitude of other moronic sh!t only a leftist muffington poster would get upset over men daring to disagree with. Deal? This isn't the first time you've cleverly declared the beauty of fat women is it? I can spot the pattern of agendas you continually push here a mile away.jurry said:Get over it man.. Move on.
( . )( . ) said:I'll move on when you stop posting sneaky ways of pushing fat acceptance..again. Or the multitude of other moronic sh!t only a leftist muffington poster would get upset over men daring to disagree with. Deal? This isn't the first time you've cleverly declared the beauty of fat women is it? I can spot the pattern of agendas you continually push here a mile away.
Men being naturally repulsed by the tidal wave of obesity and subsequent current glorification of Western obesity should not make you angry jurry if you are indeed a male. It just doesn't add up.
Are you a meth addict? You are one delusional bastard..( . )( . ) said:I'll move on when you stop posting sneaky ways of pushing fat acceptance..again. Or the multitude of other moronic sh!t only a leftist muffington poster would get upset over men daring to disagree with. Deal? This isn't the first time you've cleverly declared the beauty of fat women is it?
Men being naturally repulsed by the tidal wave of obesity and subsequent current glorification of Western obesity should not make you angry jurry if you are indeed a male. It just doesn't add up.
Then why do you show so much venom toward men who don't jump on the "obese is beautiful" bandwagon? You seemed to genuinely relish dhoulmagas implying whoever gives the woman you posted a low rating must jerk off every night. I believe this was your response:jurry said:Are you a meth addict? You are one delusional bastard..
You were waiting for an ally to shame (most) men's natural disgust for obesity, you just didn't want to be the first to do it. Also this isn't your first attempt at pushing fat acceptance either. 411's post on fatties a few months back you were quite annoyed at men who were not jumping on the fat acceptance bandwagon as well.jurry said:Haha agreed
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.