escaleraroyal
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Rate her pls
- Thread starter escaleraroyal
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
She's not very attractive, below my scale, as I start rating women at 5.
Maybe she looks better in person or something.
However the girl Sylvester posted is a 15/10.
Maybe she looks better in person or something.
However the girl Sylvester posted is a 15/10.
Tictac
Banned
No.
Dgwizdal
Master Don Juan
Britney hit the wall....HARD.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
Britney *****!!! Better recognize...
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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drinks lol*
*Chicks under HB6 are best rated via the drinks scale.
drinks lol*
*Chicks under HB6 are best rated via the drinks scale.
To play devil's advocate, pretty much anyone can be in an unflattering pic and look far worse than they do in real life. The reverse works as well. I'm sure some of you guys have ran into a few SIF's (secret internet fatties).
_sideways_
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Lol....word....Also make up is a hellavu drugMike32ct said:
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Wow, I can't believe that's Britney Spears. I'd give her a 4. Her neckline is almost gone. I think white women have it hardest later in life. I mean I've seen attractive 40+ yrs old. However, when I stand next to them I can see all their wrinkles and blemishes on their skin. Especially in the chest area.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backseatjuan
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I am surprised by people that get surprised by product placement, PR, and photoshoped celebrities. Yes, they all look like normal people when not on TV, fat and ugly.
If a skilled photographer takes a picture of you while you not posing you'll look like a piece of **** as well.
There is a whole industry for dirty poopers out there, all they do is dig some dirt, make it up, photoshop it, and get attention with it. Most recent is the yellow media's poopage on Olympics in Sochi, which backfired on them all, Putin's popularity is higher than ever.
If a skilled photographer takes a picture of you while you not posing you'll look like a piece of **** as well.
There is a whole industry for dirty poopers out there, all they do is dig some dirt, make it up, photoshop it, and get attention with it. Most recent is the yellow media's poopage on Olympics in Sochi, which backfired on them all, Putin's popularity is higher than ever.
VikingKing
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Leave Brittney Alone!