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Rappin' for Jesus - Would never fly in today's world

Atom Smasher

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A brilliant hoax. The church website says it closed its doors in 2004. The domain was registered the same year AND DAY this video came out - 2013.

The pastor and his wife, as far as I can see, is non-existent.
 

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This will be watched with bluepill eyes.

This is the last bastion of bluepill that everyone is hush-hush about.
Still funny though.

A brilliant hoax. The church website says it closed its doors in 2004. The domain was registered the same year AND DAY this video came out - 2013.

The pastor and his wife, as far as I can see, is non-existent.
I know, but I thought it was hilarious. Guess the Corona is getting to me..
 

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Jesus is everyone's black friend who can give them the n-word pass.
 

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You gotta watch this video til the end. If you are not laughing around by .36 seconds then IDK

Kanye did it and it seemed to work just fine.



We rappers are role models we rap we don't think
I ain't here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?
Well if this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out

(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
(Jesus walks)
And I don't thing there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me... fades)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long
 
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