"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Spaz

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I have a picture in my avatar. Post yours also how tall are you? I'm 6'2''. You're likely unfer 6' and therefore a manlet.
You mean this nerdy picture that your mom loves so much ?

I bet it has the girls swooning with pride and awe at ur height.

But be careful, soulforge will take offence to that. He's only 5'6"....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Soflobro#3

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You mean this nerdy picture that your mom loves so much ?

I bet it has the girls swooning with pride and awe at ur height.

But be careful, soulforge will take offence to that. He's only 5'6"....
We all wear those hats when working outside in soflo. Its necessary and it looks great. Very stylish, I've had women srive by beep their horns and yell "hottie" before.
 
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