Random thought

[Hockey Playa]

What do you think would happen if you were speeding because you had to take a **** or piss really bad? If the cop pulled you over, would you run to a bush? Would that be considered running? Would the cop be liable if you suffered bladdar problems? Would he let you off? haha random

 

[dereklovesugly]

Unless you had a legitimate documented medical condition, there would be no such excuse for speeding or running. This would still be your fault in the eyes of the law.

 

[L B]

Take a piss in the bush and you get another ticket for indecency and get hassled for potential dui testing as well.

Best thing to do is always have an empty Gatorade bottle (wide mouth) you can piss in.

 

[Bible_Belt]

The officer is, of course, under no obligation to accept the excuse.

But according to 'The Speeder's Guide to Avoiding Tickets,' which was written by a retired state trooper, the excuse sometimes did work with him. He only let people go when they really were in the middle of nowhere and not speeding past Interstate exits with open gas stations. Sometimes he would tell people to just walk into the woods and pee to see what they would do. He most remembers the one guy who asked him for toilet paper and made him laugh so he let him go.