"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hockey Playa

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What do you think would happen if you were speeding because you had to take a **** or piss really bad? If the cop pulled you over, would you run to a bush? Would that be considered running? Would the cop be liable if you suffered bladdar problems? Would he let you off? haha random
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Unless you had a legitimate documented medical condition, there would be no such excuse for speeding or running. This would still be your fault in the eyes of the law.
 

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Take a piss in the bush and you get another ticket for indecency and get hassled for potential dui testing as well.

Best thing to do is always have an empty Gatorade bottle (wide mouth) you can piss in.
 

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The officer is, of course, under no obligation to accept the excuse.

But according to 'The Speeder's Guide to Avoiding Tickets,' which was written by a retired state trooper, the excuse sometimes did work with him. He only let people go when they really were in the middle of nowhere and not speeding past Interstate exits with open gas stations. Sometimes he would tell people to just walk into the woods and pee to see what they would do. He most remembers the one guy who asked him for toilet paper and made him laugh so he let him go.
 
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