Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Random Hot Girl Adds Me On Facebook(PICTURES)

Locogooner

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But she lives half way across the world.

I just messaged her saying "random add?"

and she said "yeah is that okay? :)"

then I just said yeah cool and left it at that.

fucckk if she was near me, I'd have tried gaming her, she's a 9/10 easily.

 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Johnnyventana

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They do this on Twitter all the time.

Fake chick!

p.s. Can we create a law that simply says: No taking photos in a mirror?! Chick needs some friends. What an AW pic too.
 
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Locogooner

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Johnnyventana said:
They do this on Twitter all the time.

Fake chick!
nah she's real, I've got mutual friends with her(this aussie model chick i know)
 

Mantis Toboggan

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Give her your credit card number. If she uses it, you know she's a scammer. If she doesn't, then it's true love.

This is the only logical course.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dutchmaster

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Marvin Gaye said:
Should have told that chick, no it's not ok you disgusting creeper. Send me some naked pics and maybe we can be friends
Might as well.. She lives on the other side of the planet worth a try lol.

once you get those nudes post them here
 

floydb25

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Is she Australian, herself? Always had a thing for them. Heard a lot of them are *****es, though. Then again, *****es are everywhere. Not really sure what the point of adding you was. Some people just want a bazillion friends - even if they don't know them. So, you'll have friends of friends of friends asking to be added. If you like one - apparently you're going to like them all. Or, so they assume. This happened when I first got on Facebook, and people complain about it happening to them all the time. Others are just *****s to be liked and accepted by everyone with a pulse. Wouldn't make anything of it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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horaholic

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How many people are on her friends list? Im guessing thousands. If so, dont feel special.
 

Blackmm

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MikeBrown30 said:
Does she even lift?
You beat me to it. Judging by her size, that's a lot of weight on that bar. Looks like she is in her boyfriends bedroom.
 

runner83

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Locogooner said:
nah she's real, I've got mutual friends with her(this aussie model chick i know)
Aussie hey?

PM me her facebook details, and I will do a personal assessment to confirm authenticity of said random hot girl.
 

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Blackmm said:
You beat me to it. Judging by her size, that's a lot of weight on that bar. Looks like she is in her boyfriends bedroom.
You beat me to it. She doesn't look like she could life half that weight. It's a guy's room.

Also, OP, what's with the wetting yourself with joy just because a random girl adds you on facebook?
 

ArcBound

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Locogooner said:
But she lives half way across the world.

I just messaged her saying "random add?"

and she said "yeah is that okay? :)"

then I just said yeah cool and left it at that.

fucckk if she was near me, I'd have tried gaming her, she's a 9/10 easily.

Game her anyways, that's how you get good at game by gaming anyone that moves. You can get nudes out of her and who knows one day when you are visiting Aus or something you can set something up.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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5string

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Bet it's not really her. In real life, she's probably a fattie with a black mole on her cheek with a big ol' black hair growing out of it.
 

Locogooner

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5string said:
Bet it's not really her. In real life, she's probably a fattie with a black mole on her cheek with a big ol' black hair growing out of it.
no its her.

her wall is full of real life friends posting ****. She's got quite a few pics too. I know enough about fake hot girl profiles to know she's genuine.
 

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Just wait and see if she starts marketing things to you. I would suggest writing her an email like:

"Thanks for your friend request, I was hesitant to accept it because I don't know you...etc"

Make her qualify herself, see what happens.
 
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