"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Random Hot Girl Adds Me On Facebook(PICTURES)

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But she lives half way across the world.

I just messaged her saying "random add?"

and she said "yeah is that okay? :)"

then I just said yeah cool and left it at that.

fucckk if she was near me, I'd have tried gaming her, she's a 9/10 easily.

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They do this on Twitter all the time.

Fake chick!

p.s. Can we create a law that simply says: No taking photos in a mirror?! Chick needs some friends. What an AW pic too.
 
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Johnnyventana said:
They do this on Twitter all the time.

Fake chick!
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nah she's real, I've got mutual friends with her(this aussie model chick i know)
 
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Mantis Toboggan

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Give her your credit card number. If she uses it, you know she's a scammer. If she doesn't, then it's true love.

This is the only logical course.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Marvin Gaye said:
Should have told that chick, no it's not ok you disgusting creeper. Send me some naked pics and maybe we can be friends
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Might as well.. She lives on the other side of the planet worth a try lol.

once you get those nudes post them here
 
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Is she Australian, herself? Always had a thing for them. Heard a lot of them are *****es, though. Then again, *****es are everywhere. Not really sure what the point of adding you was. Some people just want a bazillion friends - even if they don't know them. So, you'll have friends of friends of friends asking to be added. If you like one - apparently you're going to like them all. Or, so they assume. This happened when I first got on Facebook, and people complain about it happening to them all the time. Others are just *****s to be liked and accepted by everyone with a pulse. Wouldn't make anything of it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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horaholic

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How many people are on her friends list? Im guessing thousands. If so, dont feel special.
 
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Does she even lift?
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You beat me to it. Judging by her size, that's a lot of weight on that bar. Looks like she is in her boyfriends bedroom.
 
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nah she's real, I've got mutual friends with her(this aussie model chick i know)
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Aussie hey?

PM me her facebook details, and I will do a personal assessment to confirm authenticity of said random hot girl.
 
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You beat me to it. Judging by her size, that's a lot of weight on that bar. Looks like she is in her boyfriends bedroom.
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You beat me to it. She doesn't look like she could life half that weight. It's a guy's room.

Also, OP, what's with the wetting yourself with joy just because a random girl adds you on facebook?
 
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Locogooner said:
But she lives half way across the world.

I just messaged her saying "random add?"

and she said "yeah is that okay? :)"

then I just said yeah cool and left it at that.

fucckk if she was near me, I'd have tried gaming her, she's a 9/10 easily.

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Game her anyways, that's how you get good at game by gaming anyone that moves. You can get nudes out of her and who knows one day when you are visiting Aus or something you can set something up.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bet it's not really her. In real life, she's probably a fattie with a black mole on her cheek with a big ol' black hair growing out of it.
 
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5string said:
Bet it's not really her. In real life, she's probably a fattie with a black mole on her cheek with a big ol' black hair growing out of it.
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no its her.

her wall is full of real life friends posting ****. She's got quite a few pics too. I know enough about fake hot girl profiles to know she's genuine.
 
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Just wait and see if she starts marketing things to you. I would suggest writing her an email like:

"Thanks for your friend request, I was hesitant to accept it because I don't know you...etc"

Make her qualify herself, see what happens.
 
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