"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Random Funny Thing

Salacious D

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Hopefully the following is something someone will find useful...

I'm in this acting class with a girl that I'm interested in, who I hardly ever get to talk to. However one time I was lucky enough to sit next to her, and in the middle of a lecture I started to laugh uncontrollably. I completely lost it. Somehow it all ended with her saying "yes I know you're evil." So I feel pretty good about it.

But anyway, what was I laughing at?

Have you ever had trouble figuring out how many syllables are in a word? Most people have difficulty with this, myself not included, english, grammar, etcetera come pretty easy to me. Anyway one of my friends who has a really hard time with english told me of a method that teachers would encourage him to partake in. You say a word, like baseball, and clap. When he demonstrated this technique to me he clapped about six times, and in case you don't know, baseball has only two syllables. Not six.

Try it out. Say baseball slowly and clap like you're trying to figure out how many syllables it has. Isn't it funny?

I don't know, maybe you guys won't think it's that great, but so far everyone I've mentioned this to has at the very least laughed out loud.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Errr... WTF?

Yes... Baseball... *clap clap*

I learned that in primary school too.
 

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It's much easier to explain in person, that's for sure.

When you're talking to someone and you can't think of anything to say, mention how you can't ever figure out how many syllables are in a word. Then demonstrate the method to that person, say a random word slowly and then clap clearly faster than you're supposed to.
 
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