"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ran into an old coworker, she now works at school

Maxtro

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I used to work at a drugstore a couple of years ago and I knew all the girls that worked there on an acquaintance level. Fast-forward a couple of years and all of us have left. Oddly enough when I went to my college bookstore to buy some things she was working there :crazy: I said hi to her and she remembers who I am. I kept our interaction brief because I didn't want to risk screwing anything up.

Back then she had a boyfriend so I didn't make a move on her then, but we spent many nights talking when the store was slow. I also went out on a "doubledate" (me and a chick and this girl with her boyfriend) to a club. This was over two years ago.

So what would be the best/smoothest way to set up a coffee date with her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:yawn: It's too simple. I want something with more fireworks.

Oh well since I'm in a lazy mood I might as well try it.

Thanks for the wake up call MoseGod.
 
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