"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Quotes that women say that make your eyes raise

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girl "I cheated because he abandoned me."

me "B itch he went to work."


To be honest..." -or- "To tell you the truth..."

-- MEANING: You've likely been lying about something before this


"He's just a friend"

-- MEANING: You don't want to f uck him now, but he is d ick in a glass in case I piss u off enough later


"You're so smart"

-- MEANING: You're used to f ucking with dumb ass niggas


"I'm celibate"

-- MEANING: You're such a f ucking slut that you have to try to force yourself not to take random d ick, and will gladly take mine too if I ignore your weak defense statement of celibacy


"I've never been in love before"

-- MEANING: You have 137lbs of baggage and are emotionally unavailable


"Men are intimidated by me"

-- MEANING: You're a raging b itch who thinks she has actual testicles that real men "f uck and dump" on the regular


"There are no good men" -OR- "All the good men are taken"

-- MEANING: You wouldn't know a good man if he busted on your face and bought u a ring
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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When being called out for lying about their age on their dating profile and they say, "I know that stupid thing......I accidentally made a typo and when I noticed it they wouldn't let me change it back." lolololoolllloooll yeah!
 
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I've never cheated before. When asked what cheating is, she replied "vaginal sex"
 
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you know I'm on the pill right

I need a man that can HANDLE me


A b itch could eat my p ussy but that dont mean i am a d yke or a bi-sexual
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Them - "I'm single"
Me- "How many kids you got?"
Them - "Three"
Me - "How is that single, b*tch, it's four of yall!"
 
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"You need to like me for the person that I am" - I do not have the ability to give you the depth of emotional intimacy needed for a healthy relationship.
 
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Me: "And that's when he said "Anal beads!""(a comedian at a comedy show I went to yelled this. he told dirty jokes all night and I shared a few)

Her: "...and that's when you thought of me (smile)"

Me: "no."

Her: "..oh, cause that would have been like...a backhanded compliment"

huh?
 
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Quotes that women say that make your eyes raise

Her: I want you to cvm in my mouth or stick it in my ass.

Only these things make my eye brows raise really, any other BS that comes out of their mouth really doesn't surprise me.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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One girl recently said to me "because I'm a girl and I get what I want". I dont remember the context of the conversation, but it definitely raised an eyebrow. BTW she was a 34 yr old single mother ie entitlement princess
 
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I don't know whether to merge this into bradd80's official translator or my Universal Female Excuse Archive!
 
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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
"You were the first guy to make me orgasm."- Im a pathological liar
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Oh man....I got this one from my ex wife before we got married. She didn't say I was the first to make her orgasm, but the first she had an orgasm with during intercourse.
 
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"I know my daddy loves me, because he buys me stuff."
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Hahaha this cracked me up xD
 
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"can you pee in my pvssy." - im a freak.

During sex
her: "hit me in the face, harder, harder, harder."
Me: "I just want to have sex with you, not beat your ass."
Her: "I guess you can't handle me."
Me:"yeah, I think I'm going to go." as i start to leave the van
Her:"no, no, please don't go." - I was abused and neglected by my mom when I was younger because she was a hooker. I got felt up by this neighbor guy.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"All I ever wanted from you was unconditional love" - I am branch swinging on you, so it's your fault by not giving me something that does not exist.
 
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Girl I'm seeing; "I bet I could well easy get you around my thumb if I wanted"

Me "What do you mean?"

Her "As in say I asked you for a new dress I wanted, I bet I could get you to buy it for me by holding off sex"

Me "You are neither attractive or intelligent enough to pull that sort of BS with me"
 
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