ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
good line. And if she can't take a joke, f.uck her.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Quick tip: The ballsy response
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
IamtheAlphamale
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I see what you guys are saying. Basically what you guys are saying is its too much on her and you give her control kind of there. But fact of the matter is the sexual guy gets the girl. If you deliever this right and to an interested girl it will work.
Well remember that its called C0cky and funny right? Thats just c0cky. Its not about being uptight. Cause i see guys doing this, my roommate does for one thing. And i can't stand him when hes around girls. They even tell me, cause they can see the fakeness of it. by fake i meant confidence. because they can tell its a rehearsed line, my whole point is C&F is suppose to be light-hearted, and even unexpected.
For example, If you are having a conversation about how things were in highschool, and you are both joking around, and she asks you some thing like "Did you break alot of hearts in Hs?".
You can say "No, only Hymens".
Now that is gross, but i bet you will get at least a smirk out of her, and she may even be shocked. I guess it depends on your type of humour, I like being vulgar.
For example, If you are having a conversation about how things were in highschool, and you are both joking around, and she asks you some thing like "Did you break alot of hearts in Hs?".
You can say "No, only Hymens".
Now that is gross, but i bet you will get at least a smirk out of her, and she may even be shocked. I guess it depends on your type of humour, I like being vulgar.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
TheManlyMan
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If you're both drunk these lines WILL work.musclyjerk said: