ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
good line. And if she can't take a joke, f.uck her.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Quick tip: The ballsy response
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
IamtheAlphamale
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I see what you guys are saying. Basically what you guys are saying is its too much on her and you give her control kind of there. But fact of the matter is the sexual guy gets the girl. If you deliever this right and to an interested girl it will work.
Well remember that its called C0cky and funny right? Thats just c0cky. Its not about being uptight. Cause i see guys doing this, my roommate does for one thing. And i can't stand him when hes around girls. They even tell me, cause they can see the fakeness of it. by fake i meant confidence. because they can tell its a rehearsed line, my whole point is C&F is suppose to be light-hearted, and even unexpected.
For example, If you are having a conversation about how things were in highschool, and you are both joking around, and she asks you some thing like "Did you break alot of hearts in Hs?".
You can say "No, only Hymens".
Now that is gross, but i bet you will get at least a smirk out of her, and she may even be shocked. I guess it depends on your type of humour, I like being vulgar.
For example, If you are having a conversation about how things were in highschool, and you are both joking around, and she asks you some thing like "Did you break alot of hearts in Hs?".
You can say "No, only Hymens".
Now that is gross, but i bet you will get at least a smirk out of her, and she may even be shocked. I guess it depends on your type of humour, I like being vulgar.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TheManlyMan
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If you're both drunk these lines WILL work.musclyjerk said: