"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Quick tip: No disrespect in my car

Incog

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I think we all have ran into the chick that will answer her cell phone while you two are hanging out.

Not in my car. When she does this in my car, I turn the volume all the way up of whatever we are listening to. I then sing the song.

Naturally she'll reach toward the volume dial. While you sing and go crazy, just don't allow her to turn it down, or off.

From my experience:

1) They laugh
2) They talk at the top of their lungs to whoever's on the phone
3) They end the convo ASAP.

I don't turn it down when they hang up, I finish singing the song.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Incog

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Kev07 said:
Haha... I think my friend would get in big trouble when she tells her mother that shes hanging out with "alexandra" on the phone while i'm singing in the background
I allow her to talk to her mom. If it's another guy though, forget it!
 

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Incog said:
I think we all have ran into the chick that will answer her cell phone while you two are hanging out.

Not in my car. When she does this in my car, I turn the volume all the way up of whatever we are listening to. I then sing the song.

Naturally she'll reach toward the volume dial. While you sing and go crazy, just don't allow her to turn it down, or off.

From my experience:

1) They laugh
2) They talk at the top of their lungs to whoever's on the phone
3) They end the convo ASAP.

I don't turn it down when they hang up, I finish singing the song.
"Bring Bring...."
"Hello?"
*Turn music up*
"I am afraid to inform you that your father has died from a car crash"
"WHAT?!"
"YOUR DAD DIED IN A CAR CRASH JUST NOW!!"
"WHAT?!
*Puntz singing along looks at the girl to guage her reactions, then crashes car*

IRONY.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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diplomatic_lies

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I was in a friend's car when someone called me, to inform me that one of my friends had recently died in an accident.

Would you have turned up the music and done a sing-a-long?
 

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Incog said:
I think we all have ran into the chick that will answer her cell phone while you two are hanging out.

Not in my car. When she does this in my car, I turn the volume all the way up of whatever we are listening to. I then sing the song.

Naturally she'll reach toward the volume dial. While you sing and go crazy, just don't allow her to turn it down, or off.

From my experience:

1) They laugh
2) They talk at the top of their lungs to whoever's on the phone
3) They end the convo ASAP.

I don't turn it down when they hang up, I finish singing the song.
What you did is not funny but foolish. If she is so keen on talking to a third party, dump her ass in the street so she can carry on.
 

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As long as she ends the call relatively quick, its fine with me.
 
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