"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Quick ! Stop me before i pick up the phone

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Originally posted by Blackstar
^^^Needless to say that she never called me and still as of right now hasnt called me yet, so yes im am about to delete her number in all forms fuk that bit ch!!
You lost bud, you lessened your chances by calling her and just because she doesn't call a guy doesn't make her a biatch!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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^^^Bwaaa, when we talked we talked as always, i didnt make no deal about it, i didnt notice any change in her attitude or way of talking to me, i dont think i lessened anything but anyways, she is history, now if she does call me i will let her know that i aint with all the bs.
 
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