"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Quick I have 3 girls over at my house and I don't know what to do!

silenthill

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My cousin and her 2 friends came over last night and their staying for 4 days. Between yesterday and today I bet they are bored out of their mind. I'm usually the guy that never goes out and does stuff so I don't really know how to keep them entertained.

Right now they are at the mall, but can you guys think of something that would be cool and fun. Like what to do or say or something. Or hell even some game we could play. We went for the beach today and it was pretty bad. They pretty much just talked between themselves while I was out swimming. And then when I was driving back we were just listening to music in silence.

Last night they asked me to invite some friends over but my friends arn't really the outgoing type either so I didn't even bother. I need help bad! They drove 500 miles to get here and I don't want their trip to suck. We are going to chicago on wensday. I also don't know how to act. To try and make jokes all the time or be more serious.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yuriy777

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Woah!!! Relax!
Take it easy. The answers will come.





...But not from me, I have to hit the range.
-Ciao- :wave:
 

Radiance

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What are you asking for? DJ advice, or how to entertain your guests?

Looks like you already ****ed up your chances with these girls, so I honestly wouldn't try sarging them. Next time try to be more out going. You can't be shy about this, just go for it, show some balls. Girls like that.

I would just have fun and enjoy the company, don't worry about these chicks.

There's plenty more.
 

Driven2Succeed

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ya dude, totally just relax.. pump ur brakes..

just go out and have fun.. theres always sh1t to do.. if worst comes to worst go bowling.. bowling is always fun and most girls suck so its a good chance to neg hit and just have fun.. drink a few, maybe catch a movie..

girls are just normal people man, they are just like u and me minus the c0ck.. if theres chemistry than great..if not, u never see them again after this week..right?

dont stress so much.. just chill and get to know them.. who knows
 

Rocko

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Do you have a car?!?!? If you do, just DRIVE. Drive to the beach if you live near 1, go to the movies, to anywhere interesting that makes your city unique. Drive them to get food at a restaurant, grab your balls and think man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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silenthill

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Yes I do have a car, we went to the beach and I frickin crashed and burned. I'll try to be more lively but its hard.
 

T Money

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wow bro.

you sound like me back in the day.

don't trip about these ho's, you're obviously in negative-point-land with them so it doesn't matter what you do now. Dont' sweat trying to shag these girls because it won't happen.

Picture them all taking a massive diarreah sh!t and wiping it up, and accidentally getting some on their hand, that should take them off the pedastal you've put them on.

Whoever said "grab your balls and think" that's what you gotta do.

Don't play a game, go to a club. Sh!t you actually might be able to redeem yourself if you go out and sarge at a club with them. Girls love these situations because they're competetive with other girls they don't know.

good luck
 
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