zekko
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Just to be clear, I was talking about the ruler, not the penis
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Question For The Forum - Penis Enlargement
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PantyWhisperer
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LOL, yes but one is easier and more fun.Just to be clear, I was talking about the ruler, not the penis
Who Dares Win
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I wish guys could openly make jokes about loose pussies as much as girls can about small d1cks, that would teach them that sensitivity to delicate matters goes both ways.
PantyWhisperer
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If they complain about your size, just call them Thunderc*nt. Game. Set. Match.
Tenacity
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So I ran into this same plate again who got ticked off by something else I said, then starts her "I have a small dyck" rant.
It's just hard being a black guy sometimes, maybe I'm bytching but IDK.
These stereotypes are put on you to be AT LEAST 8 inch with thickness. So when I show up with 6.2 with skinny, sometimes black chicks give me hell.
Black chicks have been giving me hell all my fvcking life! If it's not one thing it's another! A part of me wants to leave these bytches alone and another part CAN'T cause I'm fvcking addicted.
But they stress me OUT. To the point of depression. I'm serious about that. Sometimes they just ZAP all the fvcking energy out of me. There's never any love coming from them, just CONSTANT reminders of where I'm a fvck up in various areas.
It's just hard being a black guy sometimes, maybe I'm bytching but IDK.
These stereotypes are put on you to be AT LEAST 8 inch with thickness. So when I show up with 6.2 with skinny, sometimes black chicks give me hell.
Black chicks have been giving me hell all my fvcking life! If it's not one thing it's another! A part of me wants to leave these bytches alone and another part CAN'T cause I'm fvcking addicted.
But they stress me OUT. To the point of depression. I'm serious about that. Sometimes they just ZAP all the fvcking energy out of me. There's never any love coming from them, just CONSTANT reminders of where I'm a fvck up in various areas.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
cause I'm fvcking addicted.
Yes. Most people get what they want out of life, whether they realize it or not. You obviously have a need to be treated poorly. Figure out where that comes from.
Yes. Most people get what they want out of life, whether they realize it or not. You obviously have a need to be treated poorly. Figure out where that comes from.
backseatjuan
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Men in prison put balls into their d1cks. Technology - balls, usually 1 to 3 go under skin, under head. If it is more than 1 then it is 3, 2 others go around 1st. My uncle had balls, sex freak. Mind you, they do it in prison, in prison conditions, with toothbrushes, home made hooch for disinfectant, and pure muscle. I bet you are going to do something like this with surgery.
D1ck size is important if you want to keep the woman. There are others things that keep woman around, like money. Your social status.
gösta berling
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She's not an 8, maybe a 5. She likes big ****s, that's for sure
If you want to compare yourself with other men, may I suggest:
https://bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/
How to measure:
http://www.drchakravarthy.com/clinic/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/measure-penis-size.jpg
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