zekko
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2009
- Messages
- 16,788
- Reaction score
- 10,011
Just to be clear, I was talking about the ruler, not the penis
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Question For The Forum - Penis Enlargement
- Thread starter Tenacity
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PantyWhisperer
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2016
- Messages
- 536
- Reaction score
- 350
LOL, yes but one is easier and more fun.Just to be clear, I was talking about the ruler, not the penis
Who Dares Win
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2012
- Messages
- 7,426
- Reaction score
- 5,803
I wish guys could openly make jokes about loose pussies as much as girls can about small d1cks, that would teach them that sensitivity to delicate matters goes both ways.
PantyWhisperer
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2016
- Messages
- 536
- Reaction score
- 350
If they complain about your size, just call them Thunderc*nt. Game. Set. Match.
Tenacity
Banned
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2014
- Messages
- 3,890
- Reaction score
- 2,160
So I ran into this same plate again who got ticked off by something else I said, then starts her "I have a small dyck" rant.
It's just hard being a black guy sometimes, maybe I'm bytching but IDK.
These stereotypes are put on you to be AT LEAST 8 inch with thickness. So when I show up with 6.2 with skinny, sometimes black chicks give me hell.
Black chicks have been giving me hell all my fvcking life! If it's not one thing it's another! A part of me wants to leave these bytches alone and another part CAN'T cause I'm fvcking addicted.
But they stress me OUT. To the point of depression. I'm serious about that. Sometimes they just ZAP all the fvcking energy out of me. There's never any love coming from them, just CONSTANT reminders of where I'm a fvck up in various areas.
It's just hard being a black guy sometimes, maybe I'm bytching but IDK.
These stereotypes are put on you to be AT LEAST 8 inch with thickness. So when I show up with 6.2 with skinny, sometimes black chicks give me hell.
Black chicks have been giving me hell all my fvcking life! If it's not one thing it's another! A part of me wants to leave these bytches alone and another part CAN'T cause I'm fvcking addicted.
But they stress me OUT. To the point of depression. I'm serious about that. Sometimes they just ZAP all the fvcking energy out of me. There's never any love coming from them, just CONSTANT reminders of where I'm a fvck up in various areas.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
cause I'm fvcking addicted.
Yes. Most people get what they want out of life, whether they realize it or not. You obviously have a need to be treated poorly. Figure out where that comes from.
Yes. Most people get what they want out of life, whether they realize it or not. You obviously have a need to be treated poorly. Figure out where that comes from.
backseatjuan
Banned
Men in prison put balls into their d1cks. Technology - balls, usually 1 to 3 go under skin, under head. If it is more than 1 then it is 3, 2 others go around 1st. My uncle had balls, sex freak. Mind you, they do it in prison, in prison conditions, with toothbrushes, home made hooch for disinfectant, and pure muscle. I bet you are going to do something like this with surgery.
D1ck size is important if you want to keep the woman. There are others things that keep woman around, like money. Your social status.
gösta berling
Don Juan
- Joined
- May 18, 2008
- Messages
- 72
- Reaction score
- 4
She's not an 8, maybe a 5. She likes big ****s, that's for sure
If you want to compare yourself with other men, may I suggest:
https://bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/
How to measure:
http://www.drchakravarthy.com/clinic/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/measure-penis-size.jpg
Last edited: