"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Question about womens vag!nas

powpow

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Moving on, I have a question about womens vag!nas.

So sometimes I notice that when I will be making out heavily with a girl, she will start playing with my ****. Sweet. I like that. I like it when they do that.

But when I start to go messing around with their cooch, they say no. Im thinking to myself, oh what the hell?! Seriously. Ive had a girl jack me completely off before and not let me touch the cooch.

Is it because
they feel like it will make them slutty?
Ive had a girl tell me that if she let me touch it, she would definitely **** me, and she didnt want to **** me yet.
Because they pvssy stank and they dont want to let the stank out?
Because they are on their period?
Cuz they forgot to shave?
Cuz they have gross venereal disease and they dont want me feeling it?

Thanks in advance people. :wave:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Blackmm

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powpow said:
Moving on, I have a question about womens vag!nas.

So sometimes I notice that when I will be making out heavily with a girl, she will start playing with my ****. Sweet. I like that. I like it when they do that.

But when I start to go messing around with their cooch, they say no. Im thinking to myself, oh what the hell?! Seriously. Ive had a girl jack me completely off before and not let me touch the cooch.

Is it because
they feel like it will make them slutty?
Ive had a girl tell me that if she let me touch it, she would definitely **** me, and she didnt want to **** me yet.
Because they pvssy stank and they dont want to let the stank out?
Because they are on their period?
Cuz they forgot to shave?
Cuz they have gross venereal disease and they dont want me feeling it?

Thanks in advance people. :wave:
Yes to all the above. Women view their pvssies differently than we do our privates, hell they even have a traveling play about it.

You are actually going inside her, unlike hand jobs which are outside of you. How comfortable are you with her running her fingers up your chocolate factory?

When she is ready, she will open the gate. Until then, enjoy the generous wank jobs.
 

Deadly_Ripped

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Could also be that they have some really crazy herpes outbreak and want to wait until it's not visible before getting you up in there.

I wouldn't complain too much about this. Just assume they're doing you a favor by not exposing you to whatever stank/dirty/hairy/whatever situation they've got down there.
 

Mike32ct

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That girl that told you that if she lets you touch it, she'll fook you is correct. She knows if she gets too turned on she may go farther than she planned.

Also, touching her puss should not be done too early, even if she is otherwise aggressive with you. Massage her shoulders. Play with her boobs. Later put your hand on her leg and then rub the inside of her thigh, slowly moving up. Basically make her puss ache to be touched, but tease her by not really touching it or least just let your fingers brush over it very briefly during petting.

Finally, I agree with Blackmm. Having anything inside her is personal to her.
 

PDubb75

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I agree with everything said here already. Easy reasons would be period and not shaved. I've had both of those happen (although I talked my way into the not shaved one). But I think this:

Mike32ct said:
She knows if she gets too turned on she may go farther than she planned.
could be a huge reason for it.

I also agree with the rest of what Mike said. Tease the sh!t out of her using other methods to the point shes upset she turned it down.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jblitz59

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i have much experience with an ex who pulled the same stint on me. I like getting a hand for nothing but I like to help just as much :p.

Ive had a girl tell me that if she let me touch it, she would definitely **** me, and she didnt want to **** me yet.
The main thing I would say would be that for girls... getting fingered is like masturbating lightly.... if they didn't want to come then they don't want to be teased.
 
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