"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about wireless internet

RazorAzoth

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I have wireless internet on my computer but I never used it. I was wondering about something though. In the list of wireless networks in your area, there's some that are security-enabled networks and some that are unsecure. The security-enabled ones require a password to log on to the network, but the unsecure ones do not. My relative in my neighborhood has hers unsecure, is that illegal for me to go onto to her network and cancel my ISP?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Darth

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Not a great idea, because if you do any downloading or you're on it a lot your neighbor will eventually figure out what's going on and password protect her service.
 

speakeasy

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I don't think it's illegal. But if you rely on your service, just buy your own, because you never can tell when the other person's service is going to be down. I think it's insane to leave your wireless unsecured. If someone was downloading kiddy porn in your area using your connection, the FBI is going to come busting YOUR door down since it will be traced to your IP. I wouldn't even use wireless unless it was secure for that very reason.
 

Levex

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As long as you're not sitting outside of your neighbor's house with a laptop and trying to catch their wireless signal, there's nothing specifically illegal about it. Probably not a very nice thing to do, but you won't get in any trouble.

I did that for a while, but then it became too much of a pain to catch the signal, deal with slow speeds and disconnects, not being able to get on half of the time.

I said fvck it and now am spending that bloody $45 a month for broadband, worth every dollar.

Unless your neighbor's router is less than 25 feet away and thru no more than one wooden wall, don't bother with it.
 

It's-Me

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I doubt it's illegal. Even if you do something illegal with it, they'll trace the IP back to her house ;). Unless she saves logs on her router about who connected it to, your fine...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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bigjohnson

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First the legality is sort of a gray area. Second, if it's a relative just get permission, then it's 100% a-ok. Finally, I would have them secure it and share the password with you.
 

Alle_Gory

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No. You can always play stupid if it were.

Also, what happens if she wises up and password protects it?

You're out of internet.
 

bigjohnson

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Dude, 1st it's a relative so unless it's a pretty screwed up family it should be fine, and show me where it's been legally tested and approved in SCOTUS.
 
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