"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about throwing a party

Ice882

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Hi guys,

so I'm thinking about throwing a party. A friend of mine says she can get me 4 handles of vodka and about 60 beers (two racks). That sounds like a sh1tload to me, but I don't have too much experience with drinking. How many people can that quantity of alcohol get drunk?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chromeo

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your askin for trouble with 4 handles, do 2 handles and 4 cases. If your a bunch of inexperienced drinkers 8 beers or 8 shots a person is gonna make for a fun night. teen drinking is very bad
 

Ease

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Iv never been to a house party where drink has been free, your just asking for trouble if your buying alcohol for everyone.

Your house will get trashed.

Unless your 100% sure and have the manpower to deal with idiots, i say dont do it. I've seen and heard of some bad bad things in my time that put me off having big parties at my place.
 

Ice882

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the idea is that my friend gets all the alcohol. then people pay per beer, per shot. She gets her money back. My only question is how many people to invite with that amount of alcohol. probably 15 ppl is the max. i'll save whatever alch is left over.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Biggie

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That amount of alcohol could probably serve at least 50 people. I don't know if you're gonna be able to find people that will be willing to pay per shot or beer though. I'd say you just tell em 5 or 10 bucks a person and all you can drink. Especially if you're only inviting around 15 people, 4 handles and 60 beers will be more than enough for everyone.
 

JCballin88

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And if you're really going to go through with this, remember to actively invite WAY MORE GIRLS than guys.

And even if you do that, expect a sausagefest.
 
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