lol psychiatrist. Had a massage therapist at one point. Several hotel front desk people. A girl who worked in my building. The list goes on. Low key my favs are the people who are breaking their professionalism it's a turn on in a weird way. True true. Have one in Arizona who's planned out a whole wedding after a hookup.(if she wasn't so damn far away probs would hit that again she's a full blown masochist those are rare). Another from high-school...She met my family and is best friends with my mother which makes coming home very awkward. She's been single for years so I don't know whats up with that. There's three in Europe who have this strange ritual of calling me up every year long after I've forgotten them. I call them British butterface one, getting hotter every year two, and Greek anime character three. Then there's a girl who lives 30 mins from my place had the slow process of finding out her whole family is bat**** and like illegal bat****. Grandpa in biker gang, found out both her brothers got out of jail for smuggling coke. Her stepdad was a conspiracy theorist prepper. No idea how these women find me.
