Solomon
Master Don Juan
CUrious the chick in the avatar is that your girl? lol she got some cakes lol
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Queerness: The new frontier!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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I'm just coming down off an Adderall bender and a tyranny sucked my **** straight up, I'm never doing this **** again
The come down has been bad, I literally collapsed from either exhaustion or dehydration yesterday but I swear for the last 3 days my **** has seen a new mouth or ***** every hour, I've never been so horny in my life and I can totally see how meth turns dudes gay if Adderall is only a sliver of the high meth is.
Straight as they come here but God damn this has been a crazy week, cant wait to make a thread but my brain hurts
The come down has been bad, I literally collapsed from either exhaustion or dehydration yesterday but I swear for the last 3 days my **** has seen a new mouth or ***** every hour, I've never been so horny in my life and I can totally see how meth turns dudes gay if Adderall is only a sliver of the high meth is.
Straight as they come here but God damn this has been a crazy week, cant wait to make a thread but my brain hurts
Hamurabimbi
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EyeBRollin
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How is something that exists in nature demonic?
Scars
Master Don Juan
Nothing about homosexuality is "natural".
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Serenity
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Wow, I'm away for a little while and all this goes down.
Obviously there's no real discussion going on here and I agree it's not on topic for DJ discussion. Therefore I will lock the thread and move it to "Anything Else".
The topic isn't against forum rules, so no ban or warning. To those who find it disgusting, don't like it or whatever, just ignore it?
Obviously there's no real discussion going on here and I agree it's not on topic for DJ discussion. Therefore I will lock the thread and move it to "Anything Else".
The topic isn't against forum rules, so no ban or warning. To those who find it disgusting, don't like it or whatever, just ignore it?
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