Solomon
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CUrious the chick in the avatar is that your girl? lol she got some cakes lol
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Queerness: The new frontier!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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I'm just coming down off an Adderall bender and a tyranny sucked my **** straight up, I'm never doing this **** again
The come down has been bad, I literally collapsed from either exhaustion or dehydration yesterday but I swear for the last 3 days my **** has seen a new mouth or ***** every hour, I've never been so horny in my life and I can totally see how meth turns dudes gay if Adderall is only a sliver of the high meth is.
Straight as they come here but God damn this has been a crazy week, cant wait to make a thread but my brain hurts
The come down has been bad, I literally collapsed from either exhaustion or dehydration yesterday but I swear for the last 3 days my **** has seen a new mouth or ***** every hour, I've never been so horny in my life and I can totally see how meth turns dudes gay if Adderall is only a sliver of the high meth is.
Straight as they come here but God damn this has been a crazy week, cant wait to make a thread but my brain hurts
Hamurabimbi
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EyeBRollin
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How is something that exists in nature demonic?
Scars
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Nothing about homosexuality is "natural".
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Wow, I'm away for a little while and all this goes down.
Obviously there's no real discussion going on here and I agree it's not on topic for DJ discussion. Therefore I will lock the thread and move it to "Anything Else".
The topic isn't against forum rules, so no ban or warning. To those who find it disgusting, don't like it or whatever, just ignore it?
Obviously there's no real discussion going on here and I agree it's not on topic for DJ discussion. Therefore I will lock the thread and move it to "Anything Else".
The topic isn't against forum rules, so no ban or warning. To those who find it disgusting, don't like it or whatever, just ignore it?
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