"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Quads squeezing your nuts?

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After doing martial arts for a while and throwing countless kicks plus now doing squats and deadlifts, I think the top of my legs are starting to put on mass. I've noticed increasing discomfort for my nuts though. Not that they hurt, but it just feels like there's not much room for them anymore and I feel like I have to keep my legs wider when sleeping or sitting to be comfortable. Have you guys had the same happen as you worked out your legs?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speakeasy said:
After doing martial arts for a while and throwing countless kicks plus now doing squats and deadlifts, I think the top of my legs are starting to put on mass. I've noticed increasing discomfort for my nuts though. Not that they hurt, but it just feels like there's not much room for them anymore and I feel like I have to keep my legs wider when sleeping or sitting to be comfortable. Have you guys had the same happen as you worked out your legs?
:crackup: I got that too... you gotta put your balls on top.
 

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You guys may be laughin, but at first I had no idea what was causing the discomfort and considered seeing a doc.
 

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I feel like the discomfort is getting worse. I'm now convinced it has nothing to do with working out. Just doesn't feel right. I'm going to have to set up an appointment with a doctor as much as I hate going to hospitals for any reason. Honestly, I'm scared sh*tless about this. Lance Armstrong was in his early 30s like I am when he came down with testicular cancer.
 

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Im sure youll be alright man. But yeah its always good to go to the doctors.

But dude I also have the same problem, the thing is though I walk alot so I dont know if its making my legs bigger or if im getting fatter.Or are my nuts getting bigger?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The only remedy I can think of is gather as much loose sack skin as you can grab, then staple the skin to your inner thighs. Basically you pull your sack up, and staple it up...
 
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