"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Quads squeezing your nuts?

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After doing martial arts for a while and throwing countless kicks plus now doing squats and deadlifts, I think the top of my legs are starting to put on mass. I've noticed increasing discomfort for my nuts though. Not that they hurt, but it just feels like there's not much room for them anymore and I feel like I have to keep my legs wider when sleeping or sitting to be comfortable. Have you guys had the same happen as you worked out your legs?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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speakeasy said:
After doing martial arts for a while and throwing countless kicks plus now doing squats and deadlifts, I think the top of my legs are starting to put on mass. I've noticed increasing discomfort for my nuts though. Not that they hurt, but it just feels like there's not much room for them anymore and I feel like I have to keep my legs wider when sleeping or sitting to be comfortable. Have you guys had the same happen as you worked out your legs?
:crackup: I got that too... you gotta put your balls on top.
 

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You guys may be laughin, but at first I had no idea what was causing the discomfort and considered seeing a doc.
 

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I feel like the discomfort is getting worse. I'm now convinced it has nothing to do with working out. Just doesn't feel right. I'm going to have to set up an appointment with a doctor as much as I hate going to hospitals for any reason. Honestly, I'm scared sh*tless about this. Lance Armstrong was in his early 30s like I am when he came down with testicular cancer.
 

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Im sure youll be alright man. But yeah its always good to go to the doctors.

But dude I also have the same problem, the thing is though I walk alot so I dont know if its making my legs bigger or if im getting fatter.Or are my nuts getting bigger?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The only remedy I can think of is gather as much loose sack skin as you can grab, then staple the skin to your inner thighs. Basically you pull your sack up, and staple it up...
 
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