"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Pvssy energy drink?!

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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pLaYtHiNg

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Yum!! ;) jk

"Pu$$y believes in natural energy - because it's better for you."

This is going to be my new motto... hehehe
 

Alle_Gory

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pLaYtHiNg said:
This is going to be my new motto... hehehe [/COLOR][/SIZE]
Be prepared to have lots of creepy old guys licking their lips at you. Unless you're into that kind of thing...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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pLaYtHiNg

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Alle_Gory said:
Be prepared to have lots of creepy old guys licking their lips at you.
Eh, I'm used to it.

"Menergy" Hehehee That was... interesting and entertaining! Funny stuff! :)
 

DJCorleone

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i've bought it at a few clubs here in london, can't remember it tasting very good though, nowhere near as good as red bull
 
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